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I think the title says it all. I'm really down. I mean usually if the Phins stink it up, I at least have the Canes to keep my spirits up. But this year neither the Phins or Canes can seem to score a measley TD!! God I thought UM joining the ACC was gonna be the greatest thing ever. We haven't...

I've been watching the Bears torture the 49ers today and I can't believe the NFL is going to follow through with making this Dolphins team play Chicago next Sunday. :boohoo:

we are going to loose so badly to chicago...trust me i love miami but i think everyone should agree with me with this one. prediction: 35-6

I think I finally realize the problem. O-Linemen of any real caliber avoid South Florida. It's the whole insecurity thing. I mean if you weighed over 300 lbs would you wanna be walking down South Beach in a thong? I think they like those cold places where the layers of "love" keep a lady warm...

:goof: IT IS THE MOST ANNOYING SONG I'VE EVER HEARD IT NEEDS TO GO IT MAKES US LOOK WEEK AND 80 YEARS OLD!

Wwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh Who's Excited That Were Not Gunna Lose This Week!!!!!!!!! Im Pumped!!!!

Only 100 Days Until The Miami Dolphins Win Super Bowl Xli!

How many of you have fallen off the bandwagon? It's pretty funny to see people with it in their sigs still and I just wanted to see what the "official" members were thinking at this point.... Feel free to join the group, "Screw Being Patient...How About a Win!" bandwagon. On the lighter side,...

Miami Losing Most There Games In Final Minutes Of Games? It Looks Like The Team Is Slow And Not Crisp Due To Boolarky We Have Done Nothing But Fall While Linehan Rises! Hmmmm! Doesn't Take A Genuis The Team Is Good And The O-line Does Enough For Now Even The Qb's Pep Or Harrington Would Suceed If...

The Party's Over

Bwahahahaha.....

1) We never make the playoffs 2) We are in a warm weather climate, where our fans don't go to games, and opposing teams fill up our stadium 3) We have horrible fans (not you guys, that 'average' fan) 4) A big year for us is .500 or better.

and ready to lay the smack down about how it is. If you want an opinion that matters, direct it here. Its called truth. Ill start by saying, anyone who thinks Nick Saban is the problem, need to go play golf with a lightning rod. So it begins.

In front if their camp 80-100 people gather up and you know have signs that say fire mularkey , dont make a riot just make sure they get the messaGE.

What do u guys think about hiring Jimmy Johnson as our scouter. he did draft jt and other players. what u guys think bout the idea??

Considering how glum everyone around here has been, i thought I'd cheer us up with this forward i got today.:lol: Terror Alert in Davie : Davie , (FL)--Miami Dolphins football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on...

I dont care what anyone has to say about me posting this!The recievers cant catch, the coachs cant coach, no one can manage the game clock properly, and basicly the dolphins are a terrible want to be football team.Im ashamed to call myself a fan...:mad:

And we thought we traded up, Bwahahahahahaha. Vikings, 4-2. Pitt Panthers, 6-2. Miami Dolphins, 1-6. Oh yeah, we lost Linehan....to the..

welcome to the future this thread will end up in SPAM as sure as a pass to McMike will be tipped to the opposition like a volleyball set

offense sucks defense sucks saban sucks dolphins suck? :sidelol: lol we get beat by the packs, im sorry but i am now a jaguar fan.

John Bunting is available. :sidelol:

Just saw Vegas has the Bye week beating the Phins by 7 points. How do we win? Discuss please

I heard that a Team USA scout has been following the Dolphins all season, eyeing McMichael as the all important setter for either a US beach doubles or indoor team slot.

Does anyone know where I can score some more crack ? :lol:

....a win on a bye next week. HAHAHAH:sidelol:HAHAHAHAH

so how bad the lost against the bears:fire:

:lol: :confused:

come on coach promote your LSU BOYS!!! maybe they can make a difference in this pathetic team you have assembled!!! Again folks Talent evaluation!!! thats what it comes done to!! this is not COLLEGE and not LSU's Campus!!!! idiot!!!

Just wondering if a new thread will show up. My last one did not!

I bet you if we played the Raiders we would lose. We are the WORST team in the NFL.:sidelol:

JA needs to start learning Roth is a bust, I want Evans to get PT

good hands creep.. that is all..

Recievers Suck Hard!!!!! This Is Our Biggest Problem!!!!

hes always smiling. i love a guy whos always happy but damn not all the time

Hey guys. My latest interview is with actress Wendy Raquel Robinson. We talked about her staring role on the new CW TV series The Game, her mother and sports manager character Tasha Mack, working with Tia Mowry, the shows female perspective of football, her six years on The Steve Harvey Show as...

Will Allen does nothing, getts flagged long incompletion to Chambers, the DB puts his arm over Chris' arms, no call typical

Yea u heard it correctly....hes starting...and guess what....hes already been sacked in the first two minutes. I hope this isnt the beginning of a Culpepper sack fest

I just wanted to say that I loved Ace Ventura great movie.

Favre will join Marino as the only qb's to surpass 60,000 yards passing. He will get it on Sunday!

haha try this on for size...Dan's comeback!!! i mean what else have we got to lose this season? tell me what you think

im looking for the nfl strets computer donload of ricky williams running across you pc , does anybody know one writer knew what i was talking about I think he means the little man that used to runaround your desktop.. it was an exe file.

This guy is a total idiot. Much like Spurrier only worse. Saban has talent. I just hope Wayne realizes what a poor choice he made before Saban blows the first pick in the 2007 draft on a back up safety.

haha i jus thought of this i think wed have a really good offense if we got him and our defense is already pretty good......hey y not?

...him and vick might get along. He does his fair share of stomping during the brawl!

After going back and looking at the tapes in recent past on these two, I think its time after this season to cut our losses on both of em and move on. They are way too inconsistent in their play to be counted on anymore. They both have shown flashes of great play, only to turn right around and look...

Vick should be the staring qb over joeys sorry talent.

:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: You knew this was coming eventually...I just thought I would beat the kids to the punch :D

There you go patssuck :)

The Rams are on a bye week....Maybe we can have Scott come down and call the offensive plays this weekend....

I mean why do we always get killed by the jets and bills wr its not even funny,every damn mothe****ing year its a tremendous game for the opposite wr. Eric moulds destroyed us when he was a bill. Coles is killing us now. And ive forgotten but i know some other wr have killed us before from...

If Az. would bite after last nights debacle Id be glad to have a younger cheaper Rackers who was awesome last year but has been inconsistent and lost their last two games. I dont know what the cap hit would be....I guess Im playing too much madden :D. Oh well just a thought.

Brown for Tomlinson Culpepper for Manning W. Allen for Bailey nd Tillman for E. Reed Come on people wat r u smokin wit these messed up trade threads

This guy played hurt and He sucked. Now our team has no chemistry with a real QB. Well at least we got to watch some crappy football with pep. I think Our team will get on the same page but the Culperpetrator era has put us a a big hole. Lets all thank PEP for being the worst medical miracle in the...

i ordered 3 ray lucas jerseys on ebay. i went on vacation and my car broke down and we were stranded. it was freezing outside and i had to burn the lucas jerseys... i just wanna say they are better than gas itself and it really keeps us warm :dolphins:

what i n the world does s-p-a-m mean???

Read the TOS. these are the trades we should make: z. thomas for wesbrook 1st r pick for reggie b all our lineman for alexander all our lb's for every back in da league we will make an all rb team

Zach has to go: - he can't blitz(looks like Matt Roth's mini-me) - he tackles his man after a 4 yard pony ride - he doesn't fit the scheme - he can't cover TE's/FB's/RB's

from the old regime... my guess is he probably is wearing the same pair of underwear from high school... so sad. Obviously I am kidding, but can we make at least 1 lineup change this week?

****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just look at our record under saban when ricky plays. saban has said ricky is his all time favorite player. ronnie is good, but ricky really was a great back. hopefully he will be able to play at the same level next year as in years past.

jason taylor(since he's by far the best player on our team), should line up the entire offense one by one and slap all of them for their performance in the first half. that was disgusting.

losing out the rest of the season on purpose. If we're lucky, the Raiders will win a couple and Miami can get a top three pick in the draft. Just being a realist here...Fins are going to have to win 9 of their last 10 to have a shot at a wild card spot. Thoughts?

Dumbest thread of the day? Can we get a poll please

\this team sucksssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shakeno:

I hated Dave Wannstedt but I cant remember the team ever being this bad when he was the coach. I was overjoyed when Dave was fired in favor for Nick Saban. Now I am not sure if Nick Saban will be better. Nick Saban has made way to many mistakes since he has been here. Also this team always finds...

I cant even write anything.Im sick to my stomach

i cant find a video or clip of donnie jones' s big hit last year, (dont remember who it was against). could someone help me find it. thanks

yo what up everbody just like you guys i am hoping for a total destruction of the J-E-T-S suck suck suck today but i was wondering is lemon our # 2 or is daunte, i think if things start heading south today that is there is a small chance we see cleo in action. what yall think

i talked to this tennesse guy, he said jason allen he saw j.allen play every game,and he is a monster and he was a great corner than safety. omg nick ive been saying this put jason at corner hes 6'1. god.

alright lets be serious here, our offense isnt the only thing that smells here, our defence does too, although they played there best against the pats we still need improvement on our secondary...Lets not forget our WRs and QBs 1. putting Jason Allen over Travares Tillman, i know u guys say...

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/writers/dr_z/10/11/ranks.part1/index.html WTF Mate? He ranked us 30th. The Titans and Bucs (who are winless) are ranked above us. So are the Titans, Browns and Packers. The only two teams worse then us are the Lions and Raiders, according to him. ...

Read the TOS. www.footballvoting.com you can vote for the best team: miami!

the official call out list: Joey Harrington-show us you're not the same quarterback that played poorly in detroit and show us those playmaking skills a first rounder should have. Derek Hagan- show us the skills that led you to be a pac 10 leading receiver and not what happened at the senior...

Does anyone have any info on how practice went this week with Joey having a full week with the 1st team?

I keep hearing people talking about Houck this and Houck that, but what has Houk done for you or the Dolphins lately? Did it ever occur to you that the players Houck coached made him the coach that he is instead of him making the players the offensive linemen that they are? In the two years...

bring frerrot back before trade deadline?

i miss you, come back

I got into an argument with Pitt fans... They say you guys would take him over Fitzgerald.. I said... Dolphins fans hate the guy, no way...

We need to sign Jay Fiedler and put DC on IR.

Nick Saban is probably a pretty good football coach, but it just doesn't seem he is a right fit for the Dolphins. How long until Huizenga lets Saban go until he looks for a replacement ? Does he let him go through next season ?

i dont think we have a chance with many teams... yesterday we showed y... its just a question what do yall wish they would do... i think we should tank the season... :o

Fire Saban!

:boohoo:

Tell me which qb limps other than culpepper. All you bashers are ******ed to see a qb who is a scrambling roll out type limping and saying he sucks. Im so happy saban is putting in joey, who was a 1st round pick and can get it done so Daunte can become the player he used to be. And if Culpeppers...

I tired of everyone bashing the team. the O -line thuis that. You all sound like little girls who wet thier pant. The o-line is fine, they will get better. Its the same o-line everyone likeed last year when we won six in a row. 80 percent of the sacks was from CP holding the ball and not...

Do they have it today or not till wendsday?

Basically I bought a pack of Orbit citrus mint gum, after 3 hours it started to liqufy into a nasty goo substance. I sent them a email and got this Dear Andy, Thank you for writing regarding our Orbit Citrus Mint Gum that you felt was not up to standard. We appreciate your taking the...

He could probably throw a couple picks and no TDs just like our other gems.

DELETE IF you want.....this guy has DONE NOTHING.....what 1 yrd average................or 3 i said it when he was drafted..................B U S T :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

LETS TRADE ANYONE AND/OR EVERYONE ON THE DOLPHINS (EXCEPT PEPPER) FOR RANDY MOSS AND LETS REBUILD MAIMI AROUND THEM. even if we do that and lose every game next season, we're still probably going to have the same record we have this season.

You Daunte haters are seriously trying too hard to paint this as a great performance by Harrington. But hey, I guess it's not about winning or losing anymore as long the evil witch of the south is not starting anymore.

....do we start to look at and talk about top 6 draft picks ? By the way...Minnesota gets our 2nd for Daunte....way to go Saban giving away draft picks just like Wanncrap did :shakeno:

I can't watch this anymore.This team sucks.There's some changes that need to be made.The Coaching staff sucks,the O-Line sucks.Culpepper sucks.The D is old.Were on our way to a top 5 pick.Im hoping we Pick Brady Quinn.We had the chance at Drew Brees and passed him over now look at him,He's prolly...

Our coaching staff. Horrible play-calling. No guts. Go for it on 4th and 5 at the 36. Throw the damn flag, Nick.

No sacks 1st half... fins look like a pro team without the liability of , bumbling ,crumbling DC. Wanting Culpepper as QB is like wanting Wanstadt back!!!

everytime he says something about the dolphins he jinxes us !@%^

Wanny has the PITT Panthers 5-1 Wanny the one that got away!!!:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: