Bumpus-ism (tongue-in-cheek)

[Bumpus]

The Church of Bumpus-ism is in it's infancy.

The revelation came unto me as I sat becoming inebriated at my local watering hole one evening...

...God said unto me: The world's religions are wrong. They have become too rigid and unyielding. It is up to you to correct this injustice.

I, Bumpus, am the prophet.
We are currently a very small congregation (me and a bunch of drunk buds from the bar) However, we accept ALL conversions from any faiths, or no faith at all.

We are in the process of crafting our commandments. The catch: commandments are not to include "thou shalt not..." - only "thou shalt..."

1) Thou shalt honor thy beverage brewed with hops and barley.
2) Thou shalt believe in thy teams (unless it's the NY Jets
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3) Thou shalt enjoy life to it's fullest.
4) Thou shalt be accepting of others.
5) Thou shalt be expressive of your opinions.
6) Thou shalt smell what The Rock is cooking.

[Bumpus]

Anyone is welcome to join. Simply think up an acceptable commandment, and you're in.

[Blackocrates]

Thou shalt keep it real.
Thou shalt do thy neighbor as long as she's hot.
Thou shalt sleep in on a Sunday, but wake up for kickoff.

[PhinPhan1227]

Thou shalt "bump" this thread in perpituity.

Thou shalt smite anyone puts vinegar on french fries.

[Bumpus]

... Nice.

Both accepted.
Welcome to Bumpus-ism, stay as long as you like.
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[Bumpus]

Thou shalt only shake it twice ... unless you struck out at the bar.

[Dolphan7]

Thou shalt exalt the Miami Dolphins forever and ever..amen!

[Bumpus]

Thou shalt pretend to listen to what women say ... if they've got luscious hooters.

[Finfang]

Thou shalt think twice before opening threads by Bumpus!
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[Bumpus]

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Yes! Even D7 is getting into the spirit of Bumpus-ism. Maybe this thing will have legs. Tax-free status, here I come.

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