Thou shalt refrain from lighting self on fire in the middle of a street to prove a point. (we have few enough followers as it is, can't afford to lose any LOL)
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Stephen Ross says:
Everything I did was because I wanted a winner. I will deliver a winner and I am committed to that.
^ Mr. Ross, I am holding you to this one
Thou shalt cast thy vote for Bumpus in FinHeaven March Madness.
Thou shalt enjoy luscious hooters, be they clad in a bikini, wet t-shirt, or nothing at all.
Thou shalt ignore those who create "uniform/logo change" threads simply because the off-season is boring.
Thou shalt never eat a salad at McDonald's
Thou shalt slap a man eating a McDonald's salad
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SIG BET VICTIM
Thou shalt always sheath thy life-giving implement prior to ministering to an attentive new flock.
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Thou shalt stomp upon the Pitt Panthers in the Backyard Brawl.
Thou shalt spit venom at Wanny all game long.
With the recent confusion caused by the false doomsday prophesy, Team Bumpus would like to set the record straight for posterity.
The Church of Bumpus-ism clearly teaches us through the word of the prophet Bumpus that the world will end precisely at the stroke of 14:17 pm on Monday, February 39, 3822. However, since mankind will have changed the worldwide calendar & time systems due to the Garxon invasion of Earth (& subsequent battle that led to the Earth's rotation reversing itself causing our orbit to expand concentrically further from the sun) ... It's still a little bit fuzzy as to just exactly when that'll be.
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2013 Goals:
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1) Win the next game.
2) See goal #1
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"The problem with internet quotes is verifying their authenticity."
-Abraham Lincoln
Countdown to Lord Stanley's fabled Cup
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Thou shalt bump this thread whenever it falls from page one.
Thou shalt convert Statler.
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