Q: Whats the worst thing about rollerblading?
A: Telling your parents you're gay.
Q: Whats the worst thing about rollerblading?
A: Telling your parents you're gay.
Q: What do condoms and women have in common?
A: If they're not on your dick, they're in your wallet!
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
A: Mace will do that to you.
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be open when she brings it.
Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men?
A: It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Q: How do you fix a woman's watch?
A: You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
oh you're no fun. i'll clean it up a little bit if that's too hardcore for your delicate sensibilities.
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why do women wear white wedding dresses?
so they match the other kitchen appliances.
i was hoping this thread was gonna get dirtier rather than cleaner. i've got some serious gems. too bad.
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Hell, BD - I'm listening.
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same here!
as for the women ones
Why dont women ski?
-Theres no snow in between the bedroom and kitchen
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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies stapled to a tree?
A: One dead baby stapled to ten trees.
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