Hot 4 Peyton, also Eli, but also Archie too

**1 dol fan** · 10-05-2010, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Hot4Peyton
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shucks. that's powerful romantic! ifn ya wana see me make a sultry dance fer you, i got a couple of them debbie gibson tapes? but my tape whirling machine done broke years ago. mama was claimin she was hearing voices comin out the speaker telling her to do the devil's werk. i tried to essplain to mama that you was supposed to hear voices comin out the speaker, that was the purpose of the machine, and theys nothin about the devil's werk on no Tiffany album! but mama was a bit prone to exageration an she say they was subliminal messages? well, she started stabbin that tape machine so hard, she done electrificuted herself! shoot mama.

One more gem like that and you can have me!

**Hot4Peyton** · 10-05-2010, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by WISfinfan13
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Payton how was your weekend. Hope you didnt commit suicide after your boy toy blew the game yesterday.

well, i hardly got to wartch no tv this weekend. a family of rabid opossums took up residence in my trailers crawlspace then got stuck in there. they was making this ungodly scrathchin and whining on account as they was starvin to death? i used daddy's (RIP) ol Dwarf Toss Champion '89 trophy to bust a hole in the wall to feed them some little debbies star crunches, but the mother opposum done repeatedly bit me on the hands! the wounds was powerful painful, and they started festerin real bad like. i was gonna call dr. tittleman, but my fingers was too swollen to werk the rotary phone. sos i managed to pour some bleach on them skin lascerations and it burned somethin fierce! my hands is all chemically burnt, but i think it done killed the rabies.

**CedarPhin** · 10-05-2010, 02:07 PM

Sooner or later, you're going to get the full wrath of Joe from Wyoming.

**X-Pacolypse** · 10-05-2010, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Hot4Peyton
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Thats some real nice banjo fiddlin. My daddy once had an electric guit-fiddle and a big ol box what made it real loud. he got them at the pawn shop with gramma's weddin ring. Daddy had to dig up grammas grave to get that ring, on account she insisted on bein buried with it. daddy promised he'd buy the ring back once his songs was on the m-tv. he said he was gonna play some rock and roll songs like Leonard Skinner, who ever he is. trouble is, when his band come over to practice, they'd just huff Raid, and drink Pine Sol. they aint never even played no shows. Daddy got into a big fight with the drummer one day and stabbed him in the eye with a back scratcher, and the band broke up. daddy started usin the electric guit-fiddle to catch catfish. He would plug it in to the electrical socket, then throw it in the bog. Dem catfish would just float to the surface all dead like. that guit-fiddle sure helped us eat nice that week, but daddy aint never got grammas ring back.

I figured that kind of stuff was right up your alley.

**X-Pacolypse** · 10-05-2010, 05:54 PM

**Bumpus** · 10-05-2010, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Hot4Peyton
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well, i hardly got to wartch no tv this weekend. a family of rabid opossums took up residence in my trailers crawlspace then got stuck in there. they was making this ungodly scrathchin and whining on account as they was starvin to death? i used daddy's (RIP) ol Dwarf Toss Champion '89 trophy to bust a hole in the wall to feed them some little debbies star crunches, but the mother opposum done repeatedly bit me on the hands! the wounds was powerful painful, and they started festerin real bad like. i was gonna call dr. tittleman, but my fingers was too swollen to werk the rotary phone. sos i managed to pour some bleach on them skin lascerations and it burned somethin fierce! my hands is all chemically burnt, but i think it done killed the rabies.

I call shenanigans!

My uncle Jim-Bob holds the title of Dwarf Toss Champion '89.

Are you sure it doesn't say '88? Being deprived of the fancy book learnin' can sometimes make using tricky double-digit numbers a chore.

**Ricky_Fan34** · 10-05-2010, 11:21 PM

I can just hear Joe R coming in here now...

"jizzmopjo, jizzmopjo"

MIGHT be my favorite poster on this whol god damned board, honestly.

**1 dol fan** · 10-06-2010, 08:15 AM

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I can just hear Joe R coming in here now...

"jizzmopjo, jizzmopjo"

MIGHT be my favorite poster on this whol god damned board, honestly.

Agreed.

**X-Pacolypse** · 10-06-2010, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Ricky_Fan34
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I can just hear Joe R coming in here now...

"jizzmopjo, jizzmopjo"

MIGHT be my favorite poster on this whol god damned board, honestly.

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