Hot 4 Peyton, also Eli, but also Archie too

[Hot4Peyton]

Yeah, but it's not the "learnin' annex" in Defeated, TN. America's best and brightest have walked those hallowed halls.

well, you hit the opossum on the head there, friend x-pacolypse! Defeated, TN local legend, Quincy "Q-bert" Rosenblat got his vocal performance certificate from the learnin annex, and he went on to take blue ribbon at the all county yelling contest 2 years runnin! Lazy Susan Pappas got her sheepskin from the annex in fashion modelin, and she landed the cover page on the "dangers of flesh eatin skin conditions" pamphlet what you can pick up down at the free clinic? Quite prestigious! Mr. Dimples Horatio got his Dramaturgy certificate in the unauthorized acting methods of Corbin Bernsen, and he went on to live within the walls of Corbin Bersen's house undetected for over 3 months! Dimples said he loved watching Corbin sleeping at night, it was so peaceful. Dimples finally got found out when Corbin's cleaning lady discovered his hidey-hole in the crawlspace under Corbin's basement stairs. Dimples wasn't no freeloader though! he completely redecorated Corbin's basement walls with his own feces, at no charge? and how does corbin thank dimples? with a restrainin order!!! shoot, what an ingreat!

well, the list of success stories goes on and on!

[Hot4Peyton]

well, uncle grampa is back! we thought he died years ago on account of him drownin in a cesspool accident? well, his body wasnt ever properly recovered, so I guess he up and left town for a couple years. well, he's back! and it looks like he's going to be stayin here with me for a while, on account of he aint got no job, or place of his own? he's already helpin out alot around the trailer. he put a lightly used toilet in the tv room. he got it outta an old meth lab what burnt down. uncle grampa didn;t install no piping or nothing to it, but it's still right conveinent. i aint even need to miss my progrims when i get a bout of the splatters!

[Hot4Peyton]

Merry Christmas, freinds! I haven't gotten them corbin bernsen lights up this year on account of my gout. but i've been makin some home improvements as much as I can around mah tv. Have a happy new year too!

[DphinBillkiller]

Happy Holidays Humongous. I hope that Santa can find his way though the bog because I'm sure you've been a very good girl this year.

[Myles Fynch]

Nothing like the glow of Christmas lights over the bog. The marsh gas just does something magical to them.

Happy Holidays!

[rando1372]

Damn Peyton you ever thought about donating part of that chin,you could probally feed a small army with that thing?

[Hot4Peyton]

well, dr. tittleman set me up one of them corbin bernsen twitter dealies? I'm still a mite perplexed as to how it all werks, but ifn any of yas want to be twitter friends. look me up.

@lorihumongous

[DphinBillkiller]

Now that Peyton has changed teams what are you going to do with those super size Colt jerseys? Are we going to hear any Go Broncos cheers coming from the bog?

[The Confessor]

If I were still 12 years old, this might be mildly amusing.....but its really not.

[Myles Fynch]

well, dr. tittleman set me up one of them corbin bernsen twitter dealies? I'm still a mite perplexed as to how it all werks, but ifn any of yas want to be twitter friends. look me up. @lorihumongous

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