well, cousin jeb lost his job on account of his meth lab goin outta business?
so much for Obamanomics!
well, cousin jeb lost his job on account of his meth lab goin outta business?
so much for Obamanomics!
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Originally Posted by Hot4Peyton
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Are you single? The things I would do to your chin! uuummmm..............
Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.
well, I'm savin myself for Peyton. But thanks for the interest.
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well, I was rootin through a pile of soiled bed sheets lookin for some pipe cleaners for a art project? I was diggin harder than a truffle huntin pig, and I found my old cassette tape of Gerardo's 1990 hit single, Rico Suave! well, i remember daddy (RIP) once caught me listenin to that song on my whirly tape machine, and HOOWEE, was he cross with me! He says, "I aint gonna have no daughter of mine listenin to no mexican doo-wop cha-cha!" I tired to essplain to him that Gerardo was Ecuadorian, not Mexican. I even tried to show him the difference on my plastic light-up globe? well, that made him even angrier on account of daddy thunk the Earth was flat? well, he flew into a pine sol fueled rage, and backed over that globe with his pickup until it was sqaurshed flat, then he hucked it into the bog liken a frisbee? shoot, daddy never did have no good taste in good music!
What if I cut a strategic hole in this?
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Then can we talk about that chin?
well, shoot, that wouldn't be half bad. but i got quivering flesh folds all over my supple frame you can 69 with. Just bring over that cardboard cut out and a few boxes of that fancy store bought wine? we'll go chunky dunkin in the bog. theys a nice romantic glow of swamp gasses eerily lightin up the night lately...
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Hot damn it's a date, I'll grab a 100 pounder of flour too!
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If ya wouldn't mind tryin' something new I'd be willing to bring some straps and one of these along too!
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I showed up and you didn't.
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well, when I found out daddy(RIP) was a holocaust denier, i was very cross wit him! sos I secretly switched his Piggly Wiggly store brand hotdogs wit the Hebrew National kosher kind? well, daddy loved em so much he eat 6, and was so full he could harldy finish his bottle of windex! But when I told him what I'd done, he got real quiet like, and then promptly soiled his self? Daddy moped about the trailer for days, and wouldn't say nothin to nobody! then one day, i came home to find daddy readin The Diary of Anne Frank, and he was cryin! and he looked up at me wit tears in his eyes and said, "Lori, Hebrews really are the best franks, and Franks really are the best Hebrews". then he soiled his self again.
There she is!!!!! I missed you baby!
Hey.............pssst........how'u doin'!
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