Hot 4 Peyton, also Eli, but also Archie too

[Hot4Peyton]

Do you live in Indianapolis? I read an article the other. Lots of ppl are missing their satellite dishes.

Naw, I lives in Defeated, TN. not none of them big uppity city like indianapplezz. Yall should stop by the trailer sometime fer some littel debbies n milk. maybe bring a few boxs of that fancy wine, and ifn ya play ya cards right, you might could do some sixty-nining with some of my flesh folds. please bring a bushel or two of some fresh hay, i need ta restuff my mattress. one of them sick cats got in there, and had a litter of sick kittens. then they all up and died when i come to bed one night. i reckon i crushed the little buggers. they musta been dead in there a long while too. i finally decided to check it out when the lumps in the mattress was givin me bedsores somethin fierce.

[CedarPhin]

What's it like working at the EPA?

[Hot4Peyton]

What's it like working at the EPA?

one of them smarty pants scifientists wearin they fancy hazmat suits wanna come on my land and take water samples from the bog. I says it'll cost em admission fee. but they dont listen none. they try an fine me for illegal dumping and water contamination, sos i contaminated them with some buckshot from daddys (RIP) ol double barrel. then i take they fancy computer book here sos i can check my compuserve, and look at pictures of payton manning. then i sink them in the bog. they can take they samples from heaven if they so choose.

[1 dol fan]

one of them smarty pants scifientists wearin they fancy hazmat suits wanna come on my land and take water samples from the bog. I says it'll cost em admission fee. but they dont listen none. they try an fine me for illegal dumping and water contamination, sos i contaminated them with some buckshot from daddys (RIP) ol double barrel. then i take they fancy computer book here sos i can check my compuserve, and look at pictures of payton manning. then i sink them in the bog. they can take they samples from heaven if they so choose.

That's kinda incriminating... don't you think you should get going before the po comes knocking at your door... not like they could remove you from the trailer but... they can put you on house arrest.

[Hot4Peyton]

That's kinda incriminating... don't you think you should get going before the po comes knocking at your door... not like they could remove you from the trailer but... they can put you on house arrest.

My daddy he was on the house arrest one time. He and a few of his huntin buddys was huffin freon and doin shots of Lysol, and they decide to drive into town to search for some **** tang. well, i aint never heard of that flavor of tang, and we had plenty of the orange type, but they goes out anyways. well, dey went into a mexican restaurant and started peeing on all the seats, and yeallin about how "all dem puerto ricans wanna come to our country and steal all our daughters". well, sheriff was called, and he had to taze my daddy right in the dick. the judge say he had to wear one of them ankle bracelets and stay in the trailer all the time. it was nice spending time with daddy, even when he was grumpy and drinking his mr. clean.

[X-Pacolypse]

[1 dol fan]

I'm starting to like you, Payton. Maybe we could do the folds of fat thing if you keep making me laugh... but only if you continue!

[Possum]

wow.

[Hot4Peyton]

Thats some real nice banjo fiddlin. My daddy once had an electric guit-fiddle and a big ol box what made it real loud. he got them at the pawn shop with gramma's weddin ring. Daddy had to dig up grammas grave to get that ring, on account she insisted on bein buried with it. daddy promised he'd buy the ring back once his songs was on the m-tv. he said he was gonna play some rock and roll songs like Leonard Skinner, who ever he is. trouble is, when his band come over to practice, they'd just huff Raid, and drink Pine Sol. they aint never even played no shows. Daddy got into a big fight with the drummer one day and stabbed him in the eye with a back scratcher, and the band broke up. daddy started usin the electric guit-fiddle to catch catfish. He would plug it in to the electrical socket, then throw it in the bog. Dem catfish would just float to the surface all dead like. that guit-fiddle sure helped us eat nice that week, but daddy aint never got grammas ring back.

[WISfinfan13]

What did you do lastnight Payton?