Your Fart Stories

[Tunaphish429]

You love your farts. Its no sercret

Yea yea yea..

I know its a bit childish..But life is just so damn short to be serious all the time..

Talk about how you cleared out a room at either work, home or the gym.

Or talk about how you gagged, cause someone else just released death from their butt.

[shula_guy]

I once let one go and the dog smelled it, and it was so bad, it woke him out of a sleep, he looked at me, got up and left the room

[Tunaphish429]

I once let one go and the dog smelled it, and it was so bad, it woke him out of a sleep, he looked at me, got up and left the room

LMAO. Man, Can you imagine being a dog and smelling a really bad fart? Wow 20,000 times worse.

[uga3406]

I was at church as a boy maybe 12 yrs old and was kneeling and I was desperately trying to hold it in and all of a sudden I let go. My mother was embarassed and I was ready to die laughing. The lady behind us sighed lol. When it came time to shake hands I just never attempted too.

Another time at c-mas time at eletronice boutique, I was in line ready to purchase a game and as I sneeze I ripped a loud fart lol The people behind me on line were stunned. Some were laughing, some were appauled lol As I write this I can't help but crack up.

[Tunaphish429]

I was at church as a boy maybe 12 yrs old and was kneeling and I was desperately trying to hold it in and all of a sudden I let go. My mother was embarassed and I was ready to die laughing. The lady behind us sighed lol. When it came time to shake hands I just never attempted too.

Another time at c-mas time at eletronice boutique, I was in line ready to purchase a game and as I sneeze I ripped a loud fart lol The people behind me on line were stunned. Some were laughing, some were appauled lol As I write this I can't help but crack up.

Too funny, sometimes you just cant hold em.

[DphinBillkiller]

I knew I was saving this for something.

Insert fart gif. here.


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[Bumpus]

Do farts have lumps?

No?

Oops.

[zackmandude63]

Back when I was a teen, I was working at a local grocery store, and someone dared me to fart over the PA system, so I did!
I also played football during high school and let one rip really loud doing leg presses during the offseason, lol.

[Vaark]

Years ago when I had just married my first wife, we lived in a high rise with a doorman. One night I was taking my flatulent OE sheepdog out to do her thing and as we were passing him, she let go with a few SBD's. I yelled at her "Pew, girl, shame on you." The doorman gave me a dirty look as if saying "yeah, right, how low can you sink so low blaming it on your dog you ****ing douche!" We lived there for about 2 more years and despite some generous Xmas envelopes, his attitude since was never as friendly nor helpful.


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[Gonzo]

Years ago when I had just married my first wife, we lived in a high rise with a doorman. One night I was taking my flatulent OE sheepdog out to do her thing and as we were passing him, she let go with a few SBD's. I yelled at her "Pew, girl, shame on you." The doorman gave me a dirty look as if saying "yeah, right, how low can you sink so low blaming it on your dog you ****ing douche!" We lived there for about 2 more years and despite some generous Xmas envelopes, his attitude since was never as friendly nor helpful.


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Similar story, only mine is the opposite. When I was a teenager, I let one go in our living room. My mom walked in and thought the dog took a dump in the house. Her, my brother, and my step-dad searched the house for about twenty minutes. I helped.