Heaven Forbid if Tony....

[Mcganiel]

Tony has to wear sunglasses to keep the sun, especially in wonderful South Florida, out of his sensitive eyes.

What will he have to wear over his entire head to keep the fail that is Mark Sanchez out of his eyes?

Maybe nyjunk can duct tape one of Fireman Ed's stupid toy fire helmets over his face and he can blindly fist pump his way up and down the sidelines of Broadway.

Guarantee Sparano lobbies for the Jets to draft Alabama kicker Jeremy Shelley.

Jeremy Shelley is Tony Sparano's favorite porn star.

GOOOOOD GRIEF!! CAN NEW YORK HANDLE THIS KIND OF FOOT FETISH SICKNESS BETWEEN TONY AND REX?!

You should call Larry Flynt for a job! Great stuff..

[dolpns13]

To all you guys that are saying "good they can have him", and, "Awesome for us", etc... I find it absolutely stunning that you think this is a good move and will help us. You do realize he has our ENTIRE offensive playbook dont you? Of which it is a 100% garauntee he will give to Fatso. Not to mention there are plenty of HC that were fired that go on to be some of the leagues best coordinators. This may be a good move in terms of the other teams they will play, but this may hurt us tremendously!

[cdz12250]

The Jets fans will be mercilessly dumping offal on Sparano four games into the season. Mark my words. New York is a place with high expectations and not much room for error.

[Hayden Fox]

To all you guys that are saying "good they can have him", and, "Awesome for us", etc... I find it absolutely stunning that you think this is a good move and will help us. You do realize he has our ENTIRE offensive playbook dont you? Of which it is a 100% garauntee he will give to Fatso. Not to mention there are plenty of HC that were fired that go on to be some of the leagues best coordinators. This may be a good move in terms of the other teams they will play, but this may hurt us tremendously!

If Daboll is still the OC, then you are right...but I do not see him coming back under most situations.

Maybe we get Brian Schottenheimer get stuff on them.

[nyjunc]

Bill Callahan is a huge loss for the Jets. HUGE.

I don't like losing him but our Ol was the worst unit on offense this year and Tony's forte is the OL, right? we'll see what happens. I don't like any of these moves right now.

[Tunaphish429]

Wait a minute...when did Tony take it standing up?

Are you referring to Tony taking it standing up during the whole Harbaugh debacle or during the season and after the 0-7 start?

I lost ALL respect for Sparano after he just laid down and let Ross publicly humiliate him the way he did by chasing after Harbaugh, landing flat on his face, and then scampering back to Sparano with a spiffy new contract extension.

I couldn't believe Sparano didn't tell Ross to go **** himself. Instead, Sparano stuck his balls in a Mason jar on the shelf, hung his head and signed that extension.

For Millions of dollars Tunaphish429 would have done the same thing.

[registeredguy]

To all you guys that are saying "good they can have him", and, "Awesome for us", etc... I find it absolutely stunning that you think this is a good move and will help us. You do realize he has our ENTIRE offensive playbook dont you? Of which it is a 100% garauntee he will give to Fatso. Not to mention there are plenty of HC that were fired that go on to be some of the leagues best coordinators. This may be a good move in terms of the other teams they will play, but this may hurt us tremendously!

Ahahaha dude, the entire NFL has our playbook. It consists of about 20 inside runs and a dozen variants on the Marshall fade in the end zone.