"The Joy Of Flatulating In The Library" Can Get You Pinched!

[Vaark]

Fart joke leads to bomb scare: Student arrested in Mississippi

Nothing clears a room like a fart -- except, perhaps, a bomb scare.

Harold Wayne Hadley, Jr., 19, was arrested at a Mississippi junior college after he allegedly wrote a note on a piece of toilet paper on Tuesday, containing the word 'bomb,' according to Weirdnews.net.

The note prompted 11 emergency agencies to respond to the school, but there was no bomb.

Hadley and his family contend that he was only explaining the joy of flatulating in the library.

"He was in the restroom doodling on some toilet paper ... we are from the country, and he calls passing gas, bombs," said Hadley's aunt, who wouldn't give her name to WDAM. "[He] put 'I passed a bomb in the library,' talking about passing gas, and somebody came in and found it, gave it to a teacher that recognized his hand writing and it blew all out of proportion."

Investigators wouldn't say exactly what Hadley wrote, but WDAM reports that it was no more explicit than "I passed a bomb in the library."

Hadley was arrested and held on $20,000 bail. If convicted of threatening to blow up the school, he faces 10 years in prison and a $10,000 fine, according to WAPT. His aunt says he earned straight A's at Jones County Junior College and was scheduled to graduate in May.

[Bumpus]

He should've gone the "silent but deadly" route.

[Valandui]

So there is a constitutional right to watch porn in the library, but don't you dare fart. What is this world coming to?

[NY8123]

and that's why I am a crop duster! You are out of the area before anyone knows what the **** hit them!

[DphinBillkiller]

Now days you have to be very careful when you say the b-word.