Inside Info on Ireland's Moves - Wow, this is happening FAST

[Tunaphish429]

I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's

[apa64che]

This will quickly -- and deservedly -- head to SPAM, but I think there should be a contest to see how many words of the original post we all had to read before we knew this was a hoax/sarcasm. It took me until "passing" in the first sentence.

I got to "hairdresser's boyfriend" before I finally gave up. haha

[TrinidadDolfan]

Coulda gone into the green M&M's part of the contract