POFO Anything Goes Thread. ((Warning do not enter if you can't handle fire))

[TheWalrus]

A person claiming to be a pastor
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, explaining that their work for God absolved them of having to leave one.

A photo of the receipt,
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, shows a bill for $34.93 that included an automatic 18 percent gratuity ($6.29) above a blank space for an additional tip.

"I give God 10%," the diner wrote on the receipt, scratching out the automatic tip. "Why do you get 18?" The person then wrote "Pastor" above their signature, and an emphatic "0" where the additional tip would be.

The Reddit user who submitted the image explained in the comments section that the receipt was part of a total bill of over $200 for a party of 20, which is why the gratuity was automatically added.

“Parties up to eight ... may tip whatever they’d like, but larger parties receive an automatic gratuity," the server wrote. "It’s in the computer, it’s not something I do.”

The server added: “They had no problem with my service, and told me I was great. They just didn’t want to pay when the time came.”

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I prayed to God, "bring me more breadsticks."

But they never came.
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[Spesh]

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Im very thankful....but your going to have to try harder for a Legion of Doom invitation.

I want a statue. Or a boat. Im not picky.

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I prayed to God, "bring me more breadsticks."

But they never came.
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Most telling thing about that story is he only gives 10% for God. Pretty sure Statler gives more than that during his bowel movements.

[TheWalrus]

Most telling thing about that story is he only gives 10% for God.

I'd love to have a conversation with someone who thinks tithing is how we tip God for getting to eat at the awesome restaurant called Life.

Well, I'd love it for the first 30 seconds. Then it would start to suck.

Pretty sure Statler gives more than that during his bowel movements.

a) If poop smells, then God must exist.
b) Oh God, I just remembered I ate a burrito last night.
c) ....



















Bruaughaaaaghaupppbbbbfffttttttttt.

(flush)

(flush one more time)

(spray air freshener)

[Spesh]

a) If poop smells, then God must exist.
b) Oh God, I just remembered I ate a burrito last night.
c) ....
Bruaughaaaaghaupppbbbbfffttttttttt.

(flush)

(flush one more time)

(spray air freshener)

Totally thought your steps would lead to:



...and Statler as a underpants gnome wouldnt surprise me, fairly certain he goes after Lockes on a regular basis.

[NY8123]

I'd love to have a conversation with someone who thinks tithing is how we tip God for getting to eat at the awesome restaurant called Life.

Well, I'd love it for the first 30 seconds. Then it would start to suck.



a) If poop smells, then God must exist.
b) Oh God, I just remembered I ate a burrito last night.
c) ....



















Bruaughaaaaghaupppbbbbfffttttttttt.

(flush)

(flush one more time)

(spray air freshener)

a) If poop smells, then God must exist.
b) Thank you God for the Coriolis effect, porcelain injection molding and and the term "if it's brown flush it down, if it's yellow let it mellow".
c) repeat twice a day or as needed.

[MoFinz]

OK.....I'm ****ing pissed. I get an infraction for calling P4E a "queer little troll"

Queer means odd or strange.....just because a certain group of people appropriated it does not mean i have to use it in the way they mean. People getcalled trolls on here all the time

Man, **** this ****ing ****.....that kind of **** is why you lose posters......

[MoFinz]

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[MoFinz]

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[TheWalrus]

OK.....I'm ****ing pissed. I get an infraction for calling P4E a "queer little troll"

Queer means odd or strange.....just because a certain group of people appropriated it does not mean i have to use it in the way they mean. People getcalled trolls on here all the time

Man, **** this ****ing ****.....that kind of **** is why you lose posters......

Even in it's "original" usage it'd still be a personal attack. But I hear you... every time I call a woman a "dike" they get super pissed off even though I'm just trying to say she's holding me back. What a crock of ****, eh?

[MoFinz]

Even in it's "original" usage it'd still be a personal attack. But I hear you... every time I call a woman a "dike" they get super pissed off even though I'm just trying to say she's holding me back. What a crock of ****, eh?

No ****....but calling somone odd or strange, especially when that person has issued more personal attacks than that...

Bet your ass im gonna flag the **** outta some people.....**** if im gonna collect some points and other people aint.