POFO Anything Goes Thread. ((Warning do not enter if you can't handle fire))

[TheWalrus]

I have yet to come across a situation in which learning the real problem was worth it. Its always convoluted and based on personal insecurities. That **** wont be fixed until they fix it themselves. As for changing the subject, that works occassionally but most of the time ive found you just have to deal with it like a natural disaster. Board the windows, have plenty of water, put your head down and ride it out.

I don't even think most women want to discuss whatever "real" problem they're having when they're dating you, because a lot of the time the problem is you or is somehow related to you. Discussing that **** is what her friends (or those poor saps in her friend zone) are for.

[Spesh]

Similarly, if youre drunk and a girl is bitching at you, you probably want to avoid bringing up the fact that her boyfriend does crack and beats her. Turns out it touches a nerve.

I actually felt legitimately bad for that one after the fact.

Sounds like a reasonable response to me. Hope you didnt apologize.

[tylerdolphin]

Similarly, if youre drunk and a girl is bitching at you, you probably want to avoid bringing up the fact that her boyfriend does crack and beats her. Turns out it touches a nerve.

I actually felt legitimately bad for that one after the fact.

Expanding on that, in quite an odd turn of events, she ended up marrying my 1st cousin who is one of my closest friends. They used to argue a lot when theyd get too drunk and shed always come and find me to talk about it (not sure why seeing as Im an emotional invalid). The two of us are actually pretty close now. Turns out I apparently have the ability to have people not stay mad at me for long.

[TheWalrus]

Similarly, if youre drunk and a girl is bitching at you, you probably want to avoid bringing up the fact that her boyfriend does crack and beats her. Turns out it touches a nerve.

I actually felt legitimately bad for that one after the fact.

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I remember one time hitting on a girl at a bar when she suddenly tells me she actually has a boyfriend who's in jail because he helped a friend move a body after the friend had murdered somebody.

I remember standing there in stunned silence for a second when she goes, "But he (meaning the boyfriend) is a real good guy, though."

So I look straight at her and go, "So then why'd he help move the body?"

I can't remember if she said something before I walked off.

[Spesh]

I don't even think most women want to discuss whatever "real" problem they're having when they're dating you, because a lot of the time the problem is you or is somehow related to you. Discussing that **** is what her friends (or those poor saps in her friend zone) are for.

They dont want to talk about it, but they want you to want to talk about it without ever showing any acknowledgement of the situation.

Im going back to my "convoluted" statement and stick to it.

[tylerdolphin]

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I remember one time hitting on a girl at a bar when she suddenly tells me she actually has a boyfriend who's in jail because he helped a friend move a body after the friend had murdered somebody.

I remember standing there in stunned silence for a second when she goes, "But he (meaning the boyfriend) is a real good guy, though."

So I look straight at her and go, "So then why'd he help move the body?"

I can't remember if she said something before I walked off.

I mean, how do you even respond to that?
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Id like to think Id maintain enough composure to make fun of him for not doing a very good job at hiding the body, followed by all the foolproof methods i would have probably used. Not sure my mind would be working on all cylinders after that doozy though.

[Spesh]

Expanding on that, in quite an odd turn of events, she ended up marrying my 1st cousin who is one of my closest friends. They used to argue a lot when theyd get too drunk and shed always come and find me to talk about it (not sure why seeing as Im an emotional invalid). The two of us are actually pretty close now. Turns out I apparently have the ability to have people not stay mad at me for long.

You'll be playing video games together by the end of the month.

And I have the opposite ability. Not only do women hang onto **** i do/say forever, but they blame me for **** i have nothing to do with. Two chicks i knew got locked out of their own apartment by their psycho fat bitch roommate. This was the final straw for them. Cops had to be called to get the stuff out. When helping them move(curse for having a truck and fooling around with one of them) during the last batch of items the cops left, psycho fat bitch declared if they ever saw me again they were getting a restraining order. I told her id sign on the dotted ****ing lines so long as that meant id never see the disgusting cow again.
Then of course there was the ex of mine who did amatuer porn. Apparently once you do videos on the internet, they stay on there. This was my fault, despite us not dating for 2 years.

[tylerdolphin]

You'll be playing video games together by the end of the month.

And I have the opposite ability. Not only do women hang onto **** i do/say forever, but they blame me for **** i have nothing to do with. Two chicks i knew got locked out of their own apartment by their psycho fat bitch roommate. This was the final straw for them. Cops had to be called to get the stuff out. When helping them move(curse for having a truck and fooling around with one of them) during the last batch of items the cops left, psycho fat bitch declared if they ever saw me again they were getting a restraining order. I told her id sign on the dotted ****ing lines so long as that meant id never see the disgusting cow again.
Then of course there was the ex of mine who did amatuer porn. Apparently once you do videos on the internet, they stay on there. This was my fault, despite us not dating for 2 years.

No chance we play video games
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. I can calm her down when she is drunk. Thats my service to a family member and friend. I dont need to go beyond the call of duty and be her best friend. She did calm down a ton though...I used to tell my cousin on a regular basis that he shouldnt marry her, but she grew up. Definitely a marked improvement from the crackhead dating days. Still a hot head though.

The dating an amateur porn star one is great
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. The way I figure it, Ive seen enough porn that theres a good chance Ive seen your penis before.

[Spesh]

No chance we play video games
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. I can calm her down when she is drunk. Thats my service to a family member and friend. I dont need to go beyond the call of duty and be her best friend. She did calm down a ton though...I used to tell my cousin on a regular basis that he shouldnt marry her, but she grew up. Definitely a marked improvement from the crackhead dating days. Still a hot head though.

The dating an amateur porn star one is great
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. The way I figure it, Ive seen enough porn that theres a good chance Ive seen your penis before.

Hey, before you get all hot and bothered, she started making videos AFTER we dated....granted, we made a few private ones ourselves, so i concede there is a possibility
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[COphinphan89]

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