POFO Anything Goes Thread. ((Warning do not enter if you can't handle fire))

[tylerdolphin]

My intense fear of water too deep for me to stand in probably eliminated me from any job on a boat anyways...

If I can see bottom (basically under 100 feet most places), or at least know bottom isnt hundreds of feet down, Im fine being overboard. Bagging those damn fish though...I never did get the fish scent out some of my pants and I was finding random fish scales on me for days after we got back in.

[Spesh]

lol not much to add to what locke already said. i remember talking with the girl who invited us over, we drank a lot, i got tired and she told me to sleep on her bed. i woke up next to the girl and locke was next to me holding a big dog like he was supposed to be holding me. he'll never admit it but he was grumpy as hell. hes kind of a pretty boy and i think being covered in dog hair bugged him.

Please post more often.

[rob19]

If I can see bottom (basically under 100 feet most places), or at least know bottom isnt hundreds of feet down, Im fine being overboard. Bagging those damn fish though...I never did get the fish scent out some of my pants and I was finding random fish scales on me for days after we got back in.

Ever see any sharks?

[tylerdolphin]

Lots of Hammerheads, which are very passive, and lots of nurse sharks which are about as dangerous as a turtle. Ive seen a few reef sharks, but never had any real close encounter with any. Never seen a tiger shark in person, which I kinda wanna do but kinda dont
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. Those things are massive and aggressive. Coolest thing I saw was a saw fish. They are pretty rare. One of the creepier things I saw was a loggerhead turtle missing a front fin and a hind fin and we were near a blue hole. Eerie reminder that you aint the boss down there.

[rob19]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk that. I've watched too many shark-weeks to be swimming near anything bigger than a nurse shark.

Btw, y'all got any netflix suggestions? I recently re-watched 'American: The Bill Hicks Story', which I'd recommend to anyone who hasn't seen it. I also saw Mike Berbiglia's 'Sleepwalk With Me', thinking it was a stand-up special, but I ended up watching the whole thing; wasn't bad.

[tylerdolphin]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk that. I've watched too many shark-weeks to be swimming near anything bigger than a nurse shark.

Btw, y'all got any netflix suggestions? I recently re-watched 'American: The Bill Hicks Story', which I'd recommend to anyone who hasn't seen it. I also saw Mike Berbiglia's 'Sleepwalk With Me', thinking it was a stand-up special, but I ended up watching the whole thing; wasn't bad.

Nurse Sharks are actually pretty big. Just almost totally harmless unless youre a dumbass.

If youre feeling like watching stand-up, watch One of the Louis CK or Jim Jefferies specials.

If you want to see a mind blowing documentary, watch "The Imposter." It may not be on Netflix yet. I found it on youtube. Should be easily found with google. Incredible story though.

[rob19]

I've swam with a couple nurse sharks awhile back in Florida, none of them were any bigger than about 3 & 1/2 or 4 feet though. I just googled it & I had no idea they can grow over 10 feet.

I also saw Jim Jefferies' "Fully Functional" not too long ago & it was pretty good. Jim's one of the few non-American stand-ups who I like. Ricky Gervais & Jimmy Carr are amongst those as well.

The Imposter is a 2012 British
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about the 1997 case of the French confidence man
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, who impersonated Nicholas Barclay, a Texas boy who had disappeared at the age of 13 in 1994.

​No thanks
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Looks depressing.

[tylerdolphin]

You ever seen any of Louis CK? My favorite stand up comedian personally.

[tylerdolphin]

[rob19]

Love Louis C.K. Thanks for the suggestions. What I'm watching now is 'Ted Talks: Smart Laughs', good stuff so far.