Siphoning gasoline from a vehicle

[Filthy Fin]

I know a hooker Tampa that could get the **** out in 2.2 seconds.

[Gonzo]

I know a hooker Tampa that could get the **** out in 2.2 seconds.

Gross.

I mean Tampa, not the hooker.

[MP-Omnis]

Just put in some octane booster. Relax-- it's a Chevy.

[Dovahkiin]

Oh god I know exactly what your talking about Dovahkiin...Last week I took my personal jet to peru and one of the flight attendants didnt bring my brand of scotch on...Boy, was I upset..Its so hard to find good help these days.

Somehow I don't believe you're serious.

[DisturbedShifty]

Somehow I don't believe you're serious.

He is totally serious. He flew out here to Colorado last week so I could help him design a logo for his arena football team. Can't say what the name is, seeing as how it is an expansion team. Don't want it to leak out to the press too early.

Forgive my spelling. This was sent from my phone.

[Dovahkiin]

He is totally serious. He flew out here to Colorado last week so I could help him design a logo for his arena football team. Can't say what the name is, seeing as how it is an expansion team. Don't want it to leak out to the press too early.

Forgive my spelling. This was sent from my phone.

Well how about you design a contraption of sorts to siphon this gasoline out of my Escalade. That guy doesn't have an arena team either. I checked Wikipedia. You're probably talking about a women's roller derby team.

[DisturbedShifty]

Well how about you design a contraption of sorts to siphon this gasoline out of my Escalade. That guy doesn't have an arena team either. I checked Wikipedia. You're probably talking about a women's roller derby team.

LOL!


Forgive my spelling. This was sent from my phone.

[NY8123]

Well how about you design a contraption of sorts to siphon this gasoline out of my Escalade. That guy doesn't have an arena team either. I checked Wikipedia. You're probably talking about a women's roller derby team.

What's your address I'll send my buddy over.


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[Dovahkiin]

What's your address I'll send my buddy over.


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No thanks but it does give me an idea. The police have to know how to siphon gasoline from a vehicle one would think. Maybe I'll call them up this weekend and see what the boys in blue can do for me. Maybe I can even file a report on the grounds of property vandalism or something. I'll have to give my friend Jose Baez a call. He's a lawyer. You may have heard that name before. He actually represented Casey Anthony. I've met her. She has a great rack and she's a nice girl. Not as bad as everyone tries to make her out to be. I even know where she's hiding out at but I obviously can't share that information with anyone.

[Gonzo]

No thanks but it does give me an idea. The police have to know how to siphon gasoline from a vehicle one would think. Maybe I'll call them up this weekend and see what the boys in blue can do for me. Maybe I can even file a report on the grounds of property vandalism or something. I'll have to give my friend Jose Baez a call. He's a lawyer. You may have heard that name before. He actually represented Casey Anthony. I've met her. She has a great rack and she's a nice girl. Not as bad as everyone tries to make her out to be. I even know where she's hiding out at but I obviously can't share that information with anyone.

She clearly didn't breast feed. She should be arrested for child neglect for that.

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