Lets predict the Jests TD to FG attempt ratio for the season......

[WVDolphan]

Im going to go with 15 TDs to 52 attempted fist pumps.

[tylerdolphin]

Do TDs thrown to the other team count?

[truthbtold]

Do TDs thrown to the other team count?

Do postseason TD's and FG's count?
We're usually scoring points in the playoffs while the Dolphins are eating nachos and drinking beer.

[13ktownguy]

Do postseason TD's and FG's count?
We're usually scoring points in the playoffs while the Dolphins are eating nachos and drinking beer.

Please describe what you mean by usually...this oughta be good lmfao!!!

[truthbtold]

Please describe what you mean by usually...this oughta be good lmfao!!!

Wow. This is too easy.
Playoffs in 2001, 2002, 2004, 2006, 2009, 2010.That's 6 out of the past 11 seasons under our last three coaches. Also, in the last 15 seasons we've had 10 winning seasons vs. 3 losing seasons - does that sound like sucking to you?

Why don't you list all the teams that have made the playoffs more often in the past 11 years.
Do you understand what "usually" means now?
I'll use it in a sentence .... "Dolphin fans usually don't know what the **** they're talking about."

[13ktownguy]

Wow. This is too easy.
Playoffs in 2001, 2002, 2004, 2006, 2009, 2010.That's 6 out of the past 11 seasons under our last three coaches. Also, in the last 15 seasons we've had 10 winning seasons vs. 3 losing seasons - does that sound like sucking to you?

Why don't you list all the teams that have made the playoffs more often in the past 11 years.
Do you understand what "usually" means now?
I'll use it in a sentence .... "Dolphin fans usually don't know what the **** they're talking about."

And still nothing to show for it, come back when you actually accomplish something!

[PhinzN703]

Wow. This is too easy.
Playoffs in 2001, 2002, 2004, 2006, 2009, 2010.That's 6 out of the past 11 seasons under our last three coaches. Also, in the last 15 seasons we've had 10 winning seasons vs. 3 losing seasons - does that sound like sucking to you?

Why don't you list all the teams that have made the playoffs more often in the past 11 years.
Do you understand what "usually" means now?
I'll use it in a sentence .... "Dolphin fans usually don't know what the **** they're talking about."

Yet no Super Bowl appearance or win since 1969. Well done.

[JCane]

What's the ratio of Tim Tebow sideline prayers to third-world country kiddie circumcisions?

[tylerdolphin]

Fist pump to hotdog ratio? So much to discuss ITT.

[NY8123]

Fist pump to hotdog ratio? So much to discuss ITT.

I'd be awesome if when attempting a field goal kick, Sanchez decided to down a dog and after a successful 3 point kick, unaware of his surroundings Sparano fist pumped the dog down Sanchez's throat. Leaving Tebow to try the hinylick maneuver to dislodge the dog only to find out it is really the "heimlich" maneuver. In the interim Rexy is shoving a toe covered in jam down Dirty's throat to assist in the dislodging of the dog.