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Thread: Breaking News

  1. 08-22-2012, 01:33 AM -1
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    Breaking News

    Serious **** guys.


    New York Jets football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white, powdery substance on the practice field. Head Coach Rex Ryan immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensics experts determined that the white substance unknown to the player was the goal line. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.
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  2. 08-22-2012, 01:36 AM -2
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    Different versions of this joke started popping up right after 9/11.

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  3. 08-22-2012, 01:36 AM -3
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    haha good one, i actually heard this joke about the phins a couple years ago, while angry, found it hilarious

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  4. 08-22-2012, 01:43 AM -4
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    Originally Posted by MiamiFinsJC
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    Serious **** guys.


    New York Jets football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white, powdery substance on the practice field. Head Coach Rex Ryan immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensics experts determined that the white substance unknown to the player was the goal line. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.
    LOL your brave.
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  5. 08-22-2012, 01:45 AM -5
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    Most Controversial 2009 Most Controversial Most Controversial Most Controversial Thread Of The Year Official Jets Hater

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    Originally Posted by endorPHINS72
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    Different versions of this joke started popping up right after 9/11.
    More like 1911. I heard this joke in the 80s no kidding. There were anthrax in envelopes scares around long before 9/11.

    Good one though JC.

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  6. 08-22-2012, 01:54 AM -6
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    When I read it the first time it was about the whinners. Still is funny.

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  7. 08-22-2012, 02:02 AM -7
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    With no field to play on and footballs potentially contaminated by the powdery substance, the team resorted to fist pump drills inside the weight room.
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  8. 08-30-2012, 01:38 PM -8
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    Given the arrest records of so many players in pro sports these days, I'm surprised the DEA wasn't called in to investigate the "white, powdery substance". LOL
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  9. 08-30-2012, 01:46 PM -9
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    Old but still funny!
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  10. 08-30-2012, 04:39 PM -10
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    White, powdery substance?
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    Are you sure it wasn't from the box of powdered donuts Rex Ryan eats after every practice?

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