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  1. 08-23-2012, 04:47 AM -1
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    Semen Fights Depression

    Oral sex is good for women's health and makes you feel happier, according to a study which studied the effects of semen's 'mood-altering chemicals'.
    The State University of New York study - which scientists carried out via survey rather than through practical experiment - compared the sex lives of 293 females to their mental health.


    It follows research which shows that seminal fluid contains chemicals that elevates mood, increases affection, induces sleep and also contains at least three anti-depressants.


    The researchers also claim that women who have regular unprotected sex are less depressed and perform better on cognitive tests.


    Semen contains another of chemicals along with spermatozoa, including cortisol, which is known to increase affection, estrone, which elevates mood and oxytocin, which also elevates mood.


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  2. 08-23-2012, 07:10 AM -2
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  3. 08-23-2012, 10:24 AM -3
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    How do you explain hookers and strippers then? They probably give head to so many different dudes because they're depressed
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  4. 08-28-2012, 04:00 AM -4
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    Originally Posted by PhinzN703
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    How do you explain hookers and strippers then? They probably give head to so many different dudes because they're depressed
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    Have you ever been with one? They work with protection man aka rubber dubber. So no they don't actually swallow semen on the job lol but a sane wouldn't allow them neither. "F--- you tryna give me herpes bitch?" lol
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  5. 08-23-2012, 05:52 PM -5
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    has anyone shown this study to teh wife? has it helped the situation or made it worse?
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  6. 08-23-2012, 06:41 PM -6
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    Explains why Jcane is so happy and has great hair
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    Originally Posted by Wildbill3
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    Explains why Jcane is so happy and has great hair
    Guess that explains why he is so full of himself literally
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    Originally Posted by Wildbill3
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    Explains why Jcane is so happy and has great hair
    I read the article and was about to make this exact joke...you beat me to the punch

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  10. 08-25-2012, 02:54 PM -10
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