How to pass a drug test?

[finomenal]

Completely agree but again, I had no idea I was even being considered for the internship. I had lined up two other internships which didn't drug test so i thought i wouls be fine. This is the restaurant industry and I've been around people doped up on coke that function perfectly fine. Never even thought about getting drug tested which still is no excuse. Because had I known this internship was still a possibility I would have stopped long before. Either way I messed up and whatever the outcome may be, I've learned my lesson and won't do it again.

For the record I'm not looking for ways to smuggle synthetic piss in or have a buddy pee in a cup. I was looking for ways to flush my system naturally. I drink so much water as it is and will continue to do so up until the test and even after.

You asked for ways to pass. What difference does it make if the method is natural or not? Your main objective is to pass the test, correct? If that's your goal and you really want the internship, synthetic urine guarantees you will pass. Just drinking water might not be enough, as marijuana can stay in your body for 30 days or more.

Another word of advice. If you drink an excess amount of water close to the testing date, you can fail based on a diluted sample.

Good luck either way though. There's better, more detailed resources available online...marijuana.com is a good place to start.

[Gonzo]

If there ever was a thread meant for rob, this is it...

I can't believe it almost went a full page without his reply! He needs to template those instructions for faster response time.

[finomenal]

Remember everyone, don't do drugs. Unless, of course, the doctor prescribes it for you:


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[finomenal]

Obviously I shouldn't do drugs. But it happened.

I've been clean for 8 days now, probably won't go for the test until the 11th day. It is a test for a job/internship so it will be monitored. I bought a self test from CVS and used my first piss of the day(which is the most potent). I failed. I understand that thc stays in your fat cells, fortunately I am 5'11 138 lbs soak and wet so I'm not sure I have many fat cells. I've been pounding water all week and have been pissing clear all day. I've done some pretty good research on the subject but just wondered if anyone here might know of a safe, sure thing.

I appreciate all the help. Would just be a real drag to fail but I understand I brought it on myself. Had I known I was going to be tested I would have stopped awhile ago. I will post back with the results. Thanks again everyone.

Sorry, I didn't see this post until now. I didn't know you were talking about a monitored test. Synthetics most likely wouldn't work for you after all.

[PhinzN703]

Im not looking for sympathy nor am I saying it was okay to smoke. Knowing that there was still even the slightest bit of hope that I may get this internship should have been enough to make me realize it was time to quit. But it wasn't and here I am.

Its ironic that at my current internship the executive chef and the other prep cooks ran out back earlier tonight and smoked a blunt. That's exactly what the restaurant industry is.

Like I said, in the end it has changed me whether I'm clean by Friday or not. It's not worth it to keep it up if I want to continue moving forward in life.

Sometimes random chance ****s ya
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[houtz]

You asked for ways to pass. What difference does it make if the method is natural or not? Your main objective is to pass the test, correct? If that's your goal and you really want the internship, synthetic urine guarantees you will pass. Just drinking water might not be enough, as marijuana can stay in your body for 30 days or more.

Another word of advice. If you drink an excess amount of water close to the testing date, you can fail based on a diluted sample.

Good luck either way though. There's better, more detailed resources available online...marijuana.com is a good place to start.

If I fail because it's diluted it's better than failing because of thc. I'm a camel with how much water I consume. There's all sorts of tricks I read as far as just drinking a **** ton of water, taking tons of vitamin b (so the piss is yellow) and creatine to keep those levels up. I've been just drinking water and may buy another test tomorrow just so I know what to expect. Maybe I'm better off not knowing.

[-=DolfanDave=-]

synthetic urine has always worked for me

1)buy it at a headshop. Comes in a small plastic container shaped like a flask.
2)On your way to the test, put the flask under your balls so that a) it warms up to your body temp, and b) you can empty your pockets and still get away with taking it into the bathroom.
3)take the flask out of your balls and empty it into the cup.
4)hand the cup to the person administering the test
5)Boom! you passed

[-=DolfanDave=-]

Completely agree but again, I had no idea I was even being considered for the internship. I had lined up two other internships which didn't drug test so i thought i wouls be fine. This is the restaurant industry and I've been around people doped up on coke that function perfectly fine. Never even thought about getting drug tested which still is no excuse. Because had I known this internship was still a possibility I would have stopped long before. Either way I messed up and whatever the outcome may be, I've learned my lesson and won't do it again.

For the record I'm not looking for ways to smuggle synthetic piss in or have a buddy pee in a cup. I was looking for ways to flush my system naturally. I drink so much water as it is and will continue to do so up until the test and even after.

IMO, bro, you're being too picky.

If you want to guarantee you'll pass, you'd be smart in doing the synthetic urine technique. If you want to risk it by going the "natural" way, by all means, sweat it out.

[GoonBoss]

Im not looking for sympathy nor am I saying it was okay to smoke. Knowing that there was still even the slightest bit of hope that I may get this internship should have been enough to make me realize it was time to quit. But it wasn't and here I am.

Its ironic that at my current internship the executive chef and the other prep cooks ran out back earlier tonight and smoked a blunt. That's exactly what the restaurant industry is.

Like I said, in the end it has changed me whether I'm clean by Friday or not. It's not worth it to keep it up if I want to continue moving forward in life.

Good on you for not using rationalization.

I was in the resturant industry for a while, and yes, you are quite right. Everyone
smokes, and does whatever. It's the nature of the beast. It's a bitch of an industry, and
an unkind mistress. One of the fringe bennies is you can pretty much do what you want
with your private life, such as it is.

[Ed Norton]

Step 1: Go to GNC.
Step 2: Buy a bottle of Golden Seal.
Step 3: Follow directions on bottle.
Step 4: Smile.


Not sure if it still works (I've heard it's something they may test for) ... But back in the early-mid '90's this method may or may not have been something that worked for 'ol Bump. Twice.
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I don't think that worked after 2000 or so.

Maybe a GNC or more likely a regular hippy type of heatlh food store. This should still work a product called Ready Clean. You drink it just over an hour before the test and then it's good for about a 4 hour window.

I don't think it's anybody's business what's in your system. It amazes me that this is acceptable in a free country.