My new iPhone 5

[Dovahkiin]

Please stop replying to this thread. Seriously.

Dovahkiin is probably some single, over weight, 30-something, living in his grandma's basement. He probably lives his life on the computer and in video games, like Skyrim. And is probably so self conscious of his weight problem that he has to download nude mods for the game because he thinks the porn stars are judging him on his appearance. And trolling is the only way he thinks he can make friends.

So please quit replying. If not for me, don't post so Dovahkiin will at least attempt to go outside and try and loose some weight.

Forgive my spelling. This was sent from my phone.

"Stop replying to this thread."

That's your response and then you hammer out the Internet's version of War and Peace only you should call yours "Bore and Piss." Then you go on to say, "He's probably some fat single guy who lives in Grandma's basement." Typical default reponse from the envy crowd. If you don't like someone on the Internet, they're automatically fat and stupid and live in a basement. When I was 14 back in 1984, I had dinner with President Ronald Reagan (I even mentioned this story in my interview at Wharton and it went over well IMO) so I'm clearly not some fat slob. You know what's in my basement? My home gym. I'm not fat. I workout regularly. I'm no Jack LaLenne but I'm in pretty good shape for a guy my age who has a very strict business agenda. It's ok to be jealous and still discuss this great piece of technology that I hold in my very hands. At least the iOS 6 will be released today around 13:00 so you'll be able to download that for your little iPhone 4 and what not. By the way, I've been here since 2004. Skyrim came out in 2011. Obviously I can get my hands on top secret information such as that and an iPhone 5.

Sent From My iPhone 5

[Harry_Bagpipe]

"Stop replying to this thread."

That's your response and then you hammer out the Internet's version of War and Peace only you should call yours "Bore and Piss." Then you go on to say, "He's probably some fat single guy who lives in Grandma's basement." Typical default reponse from the envy crowd. If you don't like someone on the Internet, they're automatically fat and stupid and live in a basement. When I was 14 back in 1984, I had dinner with President Ronald Reagan (I even mentioned this story in my interview at Wharton and it went over well IMO) so I'm clearly not some fat slob. You know what's in my basement? My home gym. I'm not fat. I workout regularly. I'm no Jack LaLenne but I'm in pretty good shape for a guy my age who has a very strict business agenda. It's ok to be jealous and still discuss this great piece of technology that I hold in my very hands. At least the iOS 6 will be released today around 13:00 so you'll be able to download that for your little iPhone 4 and what not. By the way, I've been here since 2004. Skyrim came out in 2011. Obviously I can get my hands on top secret information such as that and an iPhone 5.

Sent From My iPhone 5

I wouldn't worry about these plebeians dovahkiin. Your time is much too valuable to waste in response to the jealous. It's hard working Americans such as yourself that make this country what it is and the lazy will always be spiteful toward the industrious. Carry on your noble work in leading this country back to prosperity.

[DisturbedShifty]

"Stop replying to this thread."

That's your response and then you hammer out the Internet's version of War and Peace only you should call yours "Bore and Piss." Then you go on to say, "He's probably some fat single guy who lives in Grandma's basement." Typical default reponse from the envy crowd. If you don't like someone on the Internet, they're automatically fat and stupid and live in a basement. When I was 14 back in 1984, I had dinner with President Ronald Reagan (I even mentioned this story in my interview at Wharton and it went over well IMO) so I'm clearly not some fat slob. You know what's in my basement? My home gym. I'm not fat. I workout regularly. I'm no Jack LaLenne but I'm in pretty good shape for a guy my age who has a very strict business agenda. It's ok to be jealous and still discuss this great piece of technology that I hold in my very hands. At least the iOS 6 will be released today around 13:00 so you'll be able to download that for your little iPhone 4 and what not. By the way, I've been here since 2004. Skyrim came out in 2011. Obviously I can get my hands on top secret information such as that and an iPhone 5.

Sent From My iPhone 5

I know your real account has been on here before Skyrim came out.

Also there's this:


Forgive my spelling. This was sent from my phone.

[Dovahkiin]

I know your real account has been on here before Skyrim came out.

Also there's this:


Forgive my spelling. This was sent from my phone.

Not sure what the point of this is. That came out in 2011. I've been here since 2004. Again, obviously I'm well connected to know of something 7 years in advance. Should be no surprise that I was able to get an iPhone 5 a couple of weeks in advance. I was just sitting here having lunch when my waitress asked if that was the new iPhone and I said yes. She asked me how long the line was this morning and I laughed in her face. As if I would ever go and wait in a line for something like that. I explained to her that I have had the phone for a couple of weeks. She seemed surprised. Wonder if she'll look surprised if I don't leave her a tip for being rude.

[Tunaphish429]

Oh Dova, I know exactly how you feel, I eat lunch out as well.


I love being rich.

[FinsNCanes]

Oh Dova, I know exactly how you feel, I eat lunch out as well.


I love being rich.

LOL

What a joke.

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Say poor people who can't afford Apple. And Basques.

Sure.

Apple is crap my friend. We have to be wealthy to get an iPhone now? Ok.

[AquaInferno]

You know you're a good troll when people still take you serious. Don't feed the troll and the troll dies of starvation.

[-=DolfanDave=-]

screw apple. i do not own, nor will i ever buy any of there products.

im waiting for the failure of the company, which may not be tommorow, but within a few years, it will crumble. all they do is come out with over hyped stuff in which only apple nerds seem to adore for some reason.

as i mentioned i hate apple, but watching the presentation today, even if i was an apple lover, there was nothing about the iphone 5 that made me say ''wow let me run to the store and buy the new iphone 5.

bigger screen, big ****. weighs a bit less. big ****. not a reason to go spend money on apples ridiculous ****. ill take the droid any day of the week over the ****ty iphone. also i dont know why, but i feel like these iphones are girly products.

You're going to be waiting a loooooooong time

[-=DolfanDave=-]

I didnt know Mitt Romney plays Skyrim. Pretty cool.

Still wont vote for that douche, though.

[Generalissimo]

Sure.

Apple is crap my friend. We have to be wealthy to get an iPhone now? Ok.

I get the same hostile jealousy from the Basques, mi amigo. I can blame neither you nor them. I respect PC for the same reason's I respect Kia. Even poor people should have access to the interwebs and cars. It works well for us because it keeps the poor people in jobs constantly repairing the very products they buy as they explain how equal the products are to the Apples and BMWs of the world.