Overconfident Dolphins Already Talking About Going Perfect 0-16

[PALMA]

Outspoken veteran linebacker Karlos Dansby admitted that anything short of a winless season would be a personal disappointment to him.

“I know it seems crazy to talk about after one game, but I’ve been in this league a while and never seen a team this horrendous,” said Dansby, registering a sentiment that was later echoed by every player on the roster with more than three years of experience. “Some guys play their whole career and are never part of a team like this, where you walk onto the field every game just knowing that whoever your opponent is, you have a way less talented team.”

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If you can't at least laugh at yourself, then it's going to be a long long season! Through thick and thin...we've all been down the same road with this team before.

[AphexPhin]

Gotta love the Onion haha

[Danny6813]

I know not to shoot the messenger, But I DON'T find that F'n funny at all..

[foozool13]

That was lame.

[moonman]

Jesus, it's the effing ONION. Do you people not know what the Onion is?

It's funny. Don't be so defensive.

[SebasMiamiFan]

Even if it's fake, it still wasn't funny.

[Vaark]

The Onion's satirical humor is "hit and miss, " like the output depending on who's making the pizza at my favorite pizzeria in Coral Springs. It's easy to tell who's the skilled cook or who's the clever writer. Apparently at the Onion, he had the day off.

[Fins1971]

Not funny at all.

[moonman]

I sometimes wonder about the people on this board.

And I'm sure if that article was identical but about the Jets we would have the same responses.

[phintim]

Well it certianly hit on some valid points. Caoching staff is up to make it not happen and we will get a chance to see if they are talented enough.