Fun Thread: We list things that are better than Replacement Refs

[WVDolphan]

The decision

Jason Bay's contract

Returning glasses to Nicole Simpson

[JC]

Communism

Jumping out of a plane without a parachute

Getting punched in the face by Wolverine

Holding a nail for Thor

Getting "gate raped" in the airport security line

Tom Cruise's religious beliefs

Mel Gibson's sanity

Masturbating with sandpaper

Getting blindsided by Ray Lewis

Evander Holyfield's other ear

Ozzy Guillen's english skills

[MP-Omnis]

• Ozzie Guillen's english
• John Jerry's sex appeal
• Headcrabs
• Golden Tate's honesty
• Dan Carpenter's aim
• Jay Cutler's pancreas
• Being Macaulay Culkin as an adult
• Hopping off your jet ski in the Gulf of Mexico.

edit: OMG you tee'd me on Ozzie.
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[Mogwai]

Your girlfriend forcing you to watch the Emmys
Starring in low budget movies set in a desert
Having Dave Wannstedt offer you a mustache ride
Hooking up with McKayla and getting the not impressed face
Eating skittles while wearing a hoodie

[tylerdolphin]

Being a Jew in the 1940s

[MP-Omnis]

Being a crumb in Andy Reid's mustache.

[TheWalrus]

Getting your nuts bit off by a laplander.

[TheWalrus]

Learning that the cure for cancer is DPing Susan Boyle with a close family relative.
Being caught with a Richard Simmons workout video in Saudi Arabia.
Having the juice of a fresh jalapeno poured into your dick.
George Lucas. Just sort of generally. And also pinworms, these awful creatures that have sex in your lower intestine and then lay eggs on your ass at night.
Being forced to watch Avatar on a continuous loop.
Getting stuck on a deserted island where the only liquid available to drink is Rosie O'Donnell's ejaculate.

[TheWalrus]

Getting caught masturbating by your mother and blowing a load on your own face in surprise.

[JC]

Learning that the cure for cancer is DPing Susan Boyle with a close family relative.
Being caught with a Richard Simmons workout video in Saudi Arabia.
Having the juice of a fresh jalapeno poured into your dick.
George Lucas. Just sort of generally. And also pinworms, these awful creatures that have sex in your lower intestine and then lay eggs on your ass at night.
Being forced to watch Avatar on a continuous loop.
Getting stuck on a deserted island where the only liquid available to drink is Rosie O'Donnell's ejaculate.

****, stop it! Where do you come up with this?