Fun Thread: We list things that are better than Replacement Refs

[denn34]

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a little bit of fun

[fatkirstyalley]

Anything Michael Bay touches
Low fat Ice cream
Having to tell your wife that you have a crush on this guy you work with
Hamburgers without bacon
Chad Hennes haircut
Getting caught masterbating by your grandpa...and finishing anyway

[Vaark]

*Having your toe in Rex's mouth while you're ****ing Michelle
*Being inducted into the F/HOF by Joe Namath
*Passing on Aaron Rodgers for a p/t SEC RB who spent half of his career on IR
*Being a straight masseuse and getting an outcall from John Travalta
*Being Nick Satan on a family vacation to DisneyWorld and failing the height restrictions to get on the best rides.
*Being poor and forced to eat Chinese dog food.
*Learning you have a serious illness while married to Newt Gingrich

[MP-Omnis]

Being James Gandolfiini's CPAP machine.

[SuperMarksBros.]

Being a dove bar in a room where Bill Parcells is exercising
Being a golf cart around a Pat White throwing drill
Being the guy that lost chunks of his mortgage payment chasing the Packers after a tough weekend of losses

[denn34]

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[WVDolphan]

Tim Tebow's QB skills

Legadu Naanee's hands

Being an alter boy at the catholic church

Fail forward fast

Dez Bryant's mother's personal hygiene

[dahlmarino]

Learning that the cure for cancer is DPing Susan Boyle with a close family relative.
Being caught with a Richard Simmons workout video in Saudi Arabia.
Having the juice of a fresh jalapeno poured into your dick.
George Lucas. Just sort of generally. And also pinworms, these awful creatures that have sex in your lower intestine and then lay eggs on your ass at night.
Being forced to watch Avatar on a continuous loop.
Getting stuck on a deserted island where the only liquid available to drink is Rosie O'Donnell's ejaculate.

I honestly don't know whether you should be writing scripts for movies or if you just need some serious therapy sessions. It really could go either way.

[TheWalrus]

I honestly don't know whether you should be writing scripts for movies or if you just need some serious therapy sessions. It really could go either way.

Can't it be both?

[dolpns13]

I was going to say, taking a dump, but the refs do a fine job of that every Sunday