I'm cheating my employees

[Dovahkiin]

I had a private meeting with my senior computer programmer this morning and I proposed some software changes that could benefit my company's bottomline at the end of the fiscal year. We're going to modify some code in our time card system so that when an hourly employee submits their time reports on Friday, we dock a few minutes off of the total submitted. He reluctantly agreed after I gave him a hefty raise to circumvent his moral dilemma. I don't see a problem with it because hourly employees typically screw off more than the salary employees do. So technically I'm paying them for what they do work. Anyhoo, this will probably save me several thousand a year and I can take the misses and the kiddos on a nice island vacation. If anyone wises up and raises a fuss about it, I'll just blame my programmer Habib and fire him.

[Gonzo]

Aren't the savings from this going to the raise you gave the IT nerd and the increased fees on your iPhone 5? Seems like you are just breaking even.

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[Dovahkiin]

Aren't the savings from this going to the raise you gave the IT nerd and the increased fees on your iPhone 5? Seems like you are just breaking even.

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Don't worry. I made sure Habib got a decent raise, but I'm still coming out on top, of course. And the "increased fees" on the iPhone 5 aren't a problem. My wife just got the new S3 this afternoon. She texted me gloating about it. I called her a fraud.

[Tunaphish429]

Oh Dova, your so devilish, I love your style

VOTE MITT!

[Gonzo]

Don't worry. I made sure Habib got a decent raise, but I'm still coming out on top, of course. And the "increased fees" on the iPhone 5 aren't a problem. My wife just got the new S3 this afternoon. She texted me gloating about it. I called her a fraud.

I'd rely on her phone for getting around while on those trips if I were you. On the rare occasion that her phone works anyways.

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[Bobby Humphrey]

wait a minute ..... i work for you ........ oh well ......... i guess we can call it even ................. i am posting this at work ...............

[Gonzo]

wait a minute ..... i work for you ........ oh well ......... i guess we can call it even ................. i am posting this at work ...............

Great, Dovah's hiring illegals.

[Fin Fan in Cali]

You are taking a huge risk bro. That savings could cost you the savings plus a lot more.

[Bumpus]

You are taking a huge risk bro. That savings could cost you the savings plus a lot more.

Exactly. Tech guys can be saavy. What if Habib recorded your conversations? (Think Nixon)

[Dovahkiin]

You are taking a huge risk bro. That savings could cost you the savings plus a lot more.

It's what I do. I didn't become this successful by playing it safe at every corner. You gotta run some red lights in life, champ.