RIP nyjunc...

[tylerdolphin]

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As the vast majority of the country saw, the Jets reached new, even more embarrassing lows this week in their loss to NE. We have all seen via reports how Fireman Ed isnt taking the team's ineptitude well. Sadly, it appears another well known Jests fan took the loss hard as well. It seems nyjunc couldnt handle the Dolphins being on the upswing while his pathetic team wallows in the AFC East cellar for years.

After years of almost daily posting, it seems his body had enough and his ticker finally called it quits which my picture that I linked proves. Good night, sweet prince. You will be missed.

[JCane]

Eli Manning rules the world.

[-=DolfanDave=-]

Goodnight, sweet prince.

[tylerdolphin]

Eli Manning rules the world.

Sad that the last thing he knew as he took his last breath is that Eli Manning and the Giants were SB champions and undisputed best team in NY. Thats like you dying with the Gators as champs. Really tragic.

[Spesh]

Funeral services will be held shortly, but i have heard some of the eulogy that is being prepared. Keep in mind its only partially done and im sure they will continue adding to it:

Ladies and Gentlemen, Nyjunc was a man of his time. Never so weak that he couldnt make excuses for his teams losses. Never so strong that he could admit his team is hot garbage. In the end, Nyjunc lived his life like so many. With a simple routine. His usually involved describing how his beloved Jets franchise wasnt trash and forcibly ignoring logic, rational thoughts, and all evidence to the contrary. While the way he lived might hardly have been unique, Junc was gifted in his own ways. He had a strong will that allowed him to spin any conversation into an excuse for his teams vast history of incompetence. He had that strong will until it broke. Staring intently at his television screen during one of the many lopsided defeats he has witnesses, the lack of realistic hope for a better team in the future finally crushed his spirit and his body followed his will shortly thereafter.

Nyjunc will be missed by all. But his loss will especially be felt by a select few. These men and women are the Batmans to his Robins. The drivers seat to his passengers seat. The older brothers to his younger sibling. More specifically, they are Giants fans.

Rest well Nyjunc knowing that many avoided stepping into the darkness with you, they instead decided to root an elite quarterback like Eli Manning or allowed hope to fill their soul by watching Ryan Tannehill fulfill his potential. Good night, sweet prince...the Jets can no longer harm you.

[COphinphan89]

Was it a bear attack?

[tylerdolphin]

Was it a bear attack?

Swine Flu.

[tylerdolphin]

Poured a drink out for you last night junc. Least I could do for a fellow Yankees fan.


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[NY8123]

It is called the realization of ineptitude.

[nyjunc]

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