* * * OFFICIAL nyjunk Quits the Internet Thread * * *

[JCane]

Probably should quit the Internet after that disaster of a perfermance that he had to watch. Fireman Ed quit. nyjunk won't be far behind.

Frankly, I enjoyed it.

How bad must it suck to walk into September truly believing that you are a better football team than the Miami Dolphins, and then realizing right before Christmas that your belief is as bogus as Santa Claus himself.

With my functioning brain and eyeballs, I stated that the Miami Dolphins were a bad football team. Honestly, they've exceeded my expectations. But I also stated that the Jets were not much better, if at all, than the Miami Dolphins.

Imagine that.

"Deep threats. Wildcat. Sanchez having his best camp. Head Coaches are more conservative...Sparano won't be. Better QB. Better offensive line."

No. No. No. No. No. No.

All of it...NO.

It's like opening your toilet and finding a turd that just won't flush. Now, you have to take one of two faded AFC Wild Card hats and scoop that turd out of your toilet and throw it out in the gutter.

Tell us about next season like you guys did this season. It's never too early for good hard laughs at the expense of the New York Jets.

[Ben Had]

This is just sooooo good in soooo many ways
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[flynryan15]

I can plunge a toilet worse case I can snake it and get rid of the turd and the smell is gone. Unfortunately the Jets will always be there, fortunately they always stink!

[nyjunc]

we are still ahead of you in the standings based on tiebreakers, you should probably wait until you pass us before you crow about your awful team being better than my awful team.

[JCane]

we are still ahead of you in the standings based on tiebreakers, you should probably wait until you pass us before you crow about your awful team being better than my awful team.

"But but but we're STILL in the playoff hunt! You guys are eliminated. That means that we're better than you!"

It sucks to have your own dumbass logic fed right back you doesn't lol.

I've stated time and time again that the Dolphins are dog **** and that the difference between Miami and New York is very very little. Tell me a game this season that the Dolphins have played as poorly as you guys did last night.

[Tunaphish429]

"But but but we're STILL in the playoff hunt! You guys are eliminated. That means that we're better than you!"

It sucks to have your own dumbass logic fed right back you doesn't lol.

I've stated time and time again that the Dolphins are dog **** and that the difference between Miami and New York is very very little. Tell me a game this season that the Dolphins have played as poorly as you guys did last night.

We played even worse against the Titans..A team we should have def beat.

[The Goat]

we are still ahead of you in the standings based on tiebreakers, you should probably wait until you pass us before you crow about your awful team being better than my awful team.

Seriously? Which future would you rather have...the one in Miami...where things are CLEARLY improving (if you can't see this, even through your gangrene-colored glasses, then you have issues), or the death spiral of the New York Jets...the organization which is being mocked on every national media outlet?

It's like comparing a burgeoning flower to the Pit of Despair.

[nyjunc]

Seriously? Which future would you rather have...the one in Miami...where things are CLEARLY improving (if you can't see this, even through your gangrene-colored glasses, then you have issues), or the death spiral of the New York Jets...the organization which is being mocked on every national media outlet?

It's like comparing a burgeoning flower to the Pit of Despair.

I've been here for almost 10 seasons and EVERY year I hear how your future is better than ours. At what point does the future become the present?

[Bumpus]

I've been here for almost 10 seasons and EVERY year I hear how your future is better than ours. At what point does the future become the present?

At what point do you become the turd that actually flushes down the commode, instead of continually popping back up?

[The Goat]

I've been here for almost 10 seasons and EVERY year I hear how your future is better than ours. At what point does the future become the present?

it would certainly appear that has occurred. Right now.