Why do these Bills fans think that Buffalo is a nicer city than Miami?

**iceblizzard69** · 05-13-2002, 07:28 PM

What do you think is the reason, since Miami is obviously way nicer in every single way.

**ArcticWildMan** · 05-13-2002, 08:03 PM

1. Buffalo doesn't have poisonous snakes
2. Buffalo isn't so damn hot and muggy, you have to take a shower to dry off.
3. Buffalo doesn't have gang warfare like Miami does.
4. Buffalo is safe for tourists.
5. Buffalo doesn't have the creepy crawlies that Miami does.
6. Buffalo isn't the cocaine capitol of the US.

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**bigbry** · 05-13-2002, 08:06 PM

Well Ice, I voted Lack of brain cells, the rest would simply be an excuse. You see, generation after generation of being a Bills fan Causes Birth defects such as Brain Cell Depletion. Naturally, living in a card board box just outside the stadium is hardly a help, but, give them credit, they ALL know the garbage pick up schedules, and when the best nights to rummage for picked over Buff Wings. I know, sounds canabilistic, but, hey they have been eating their young for a very long time. Sort of a Mother Nature thing, keeping the Bills fan population in check. Im fairly certain that is why they have such a hard time filling their stadium. Or that could be because the Bills have forgotten how to play the game. See another brain cell/memory thing.

Just skinning the Buff
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**bigbry** · 05-13-2002, 08:14 PM

Originally posted by ArcticWildMan
1. Buffalo doesn't have poisonous snakes--yes they do there just very small
2. Buffalo isn't so damn hot and muggy, you have to take a shower to dry off.---in Buffalo all you have to wash off is the smog
3. Buffalo doesn't have gang warfare like Miami does.---yes they do, or atleast their trying, remember the Bills?
4. Buffalo is safe for tourists.--- and WHY would a tourist want to go there?????
5. Buffalo doesn't have the creepy crawlies that Miami does.---geeez, way to easy, yes they do, just look in the parking lot as Bills fans tailgate
6. Buffalo isn't the cocaine capitol of the US.---Ha Ha Ha Cocaine is not good, but, Buffalo people are still just trying to pay for cable

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**iceblizzard69** · 05-13-2002, 08:37 PM

I picked all of the above.

3W · 05-14-2002, 03:31 PM

Originally posted by iceblizzard69
I picked all of the above.

Licelizzard69, I pick D...you're abusing us with your weak-ss posts...I repeat...GO BACK TO THE LOUNGE, where you belong..
Geez....??

**dolfan06** · 05-14-2002, 03:55 PM

my bro-in-law is from buffalo and i can't stand him. i have listened to the fact that he wants to move back to NY, but nowhere near buffalo. he said when you get away from the big cities, there are some nice places, but buffalo ain't it
case in point, throw about 20 male and female rats in a small cage and watch what happens. we did this in science class as an experiment, takes 4 to 5 months, but when it gets overcrowded the rats become homosexual, won't multiply!

**iceblizzard69** · 05-14-2002, 05:23 PM

At least he has some brain cells and hates the city of Buffalo since you said

i have listened to the fact that he wants to move back to NY, but nowhere near buffalo

except I don't know why you would want to move anywhere in NYS. I live in it, and it sucks.

**inFINSible** · 05-14-2002, 07:47 PM

Originally posted by ArcticWildMan
1. Buffalo doesn't have poisonous snakes
2. Buffalo isn't so damn hot and muggy, you have to take a shower to dry off.
3. Buffalo doesn't have gang warfare like Miami does.
4. Buffalo is safe for tourists.
5. Buffalo doesn't have the creepy crawlies that Miami does.
6. Buffalo isn't the cocaine capitol of the US.

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ROFLMAO..........tourists in Buffalo!!! BWAAHhahahaha.......