Scott Adams has some debating tips everyone here needs to read:
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Scott Adams has some debating tips everyone here needs to read:
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I've got so many lawyers lined up to see me, you'd think I had tobacco leaking out of my breast implants.
- Jimmy James
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A dennis Miller:
Ya hear about the 60 year old woman who gave birth last week? You know how she could tell she was pregnant? She missed her Jurrasic Period.
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Remember all those who would be "offended"....it's a joke.
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Twas The Night Before Tookie's Christmas
Twas several nights before Christmas and all through San Quentin,
The crips were protesting, and all liberals were ventin'
The poisons were hung by the chamber with care,
In hopes that the Grim Reaper soon would be there.
The inmates were nestled all snug in their bed,
Well, except for Old Tookie, who soon would be dead.
And me with my beer mug, dressed warm in my flannel,
Had curled up to watch it, on the Fox News Channel.
I set up my TIVO to record the news station,
And thoroughly loved this momentous occasion.
It seemed lady justice had gotten her way,
And that there would be one less criminal with us today.
When outside the jail there arose such a clatter,
The cameras quickly turned to see what was the matter.
When what to my civilized eyes did appear,
But a lineup of actors, all liberal, half queer.
The misguided freaks drew some curious looks,
As they proclaimed his innocence, clutching his books.
Then tears the flew from Sarandon's baggy eyes,
As she nominated him again for the Nobel Peace Prize.
The actors were tethered to an ACLU sleigh,
All towing the line of the urban decay.
On Asner! On Penn! On liberal cop-haters!
On Sharpton! On Jesse! And other race-baiters!
Then at 12:01 all curled up like a beetle,
Tookie cried like a ***** as they gave him the needle.
When up from the actors there arose such a cry,
They had failed in their mission, and Tookie DID DIE !!
I heard Bill O'Reilly say, as I turned out my light,
Merry Christmas to all ... there was justice tonight !!
LOL...wow liberal actors were not able to get their way...that's outrageous, don't people know that Hollywood Actors know more about politics then anyone on this earth. I did not see Mr Moore, he must have been to busy at it with his 10 1 foot subs from Subway (he wants to be like Jared) and 1 diet liter of cola.
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Originally Posted by Pagan
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Pagen where did you get that? Thats the hardest I have laughed in a while.
A friend emailed it to me....I spit coffee all over the place!
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The Democrats should have used Kennedy as a running mate, they are both from the same state, they are both using someone else's name to further their careers, and it is very tough to find either one taking a side of any issue for too long if it may hurt their careers. They could have even used this.....
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Would you have voted for these two....come to think of it, sorry bad idea
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