Stupid New York people

Subject: Alligator Safety Warning

The Florida Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising visitors from New York City to take extra precautions and keep alert for alligators while vacationing in Florida.
They advise people to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells on their shoes or clothing to alert but not startle the alligators unexpectedly. They also advise the carrying of pepper spray in case of an encounter with an alligator. It is also a good idea to watch for fresh signs of alligator activity.
New Yorkers should learn to recognize the difference between small young alligator droppings and large adult alligator droppings.
Young alligator droppings are smaller and contain fish bones and possibly bird feathers.
Adult alligator droppings smell like pepper spray and have little bells in them.

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