I found these Dallas jokes on a Raider board at the beginning of this season.


A lady in Dallas calls 911. Hysterically, she says,
"Someone's just broken into my house, and I think he's
going to rape me!" The police officer says, "I'm
sorry, we're really busy at the moment. Just get the
guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you."
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Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV
watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Dallas Cowboys
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Q: What's Jerry Jones' biggest concern?
A. Does Bail Money count against the Salary Cap?
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Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A: A huddle
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Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?
A: The police
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Q: Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the
field anymore?
A: It is a parole violation for him to associate with
known felons.
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Doctors say because of Michael Irvin's broken
clavicle, it will be 6-8 weeks before he can videotape
a teammate having sex.
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I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin.
They got rid of the refrigerator, so now they want a
coke machine.
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The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas
Stadium is going to take out artificial turf because
the Cowboys play better on "grass."
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The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System".....
'Yes, your Honor; No, your Honor.'
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The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season last year..... 12
arrests, 5 convictions.
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The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their
defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator:...
Johnny Cochran.
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Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at
spring training?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights.