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Thread: Improving "Star Wars" by by substituting the word "pants" for other words.

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    Improving "Star Wars" by by substituting the word "pants" for other words.

    Saw this on another board....hilarious.

    ~ We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.

    ~ The pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.

    ~ I find your lack of pants disturbing.

    ~ These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.

    ~ Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!

    ~ General Veers, prepare your pants for a ground assault.

    ~ I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.

    ~ TK-421... Why aren't you in your pants?

    ~ Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.

    ~ You are unwise to lower your pants.

    ~ She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.

    ~ Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.

    ~ You look strong enough to pull the pants of a Gundark.

    ~ Luke... Help me remove these pants.

    ~ Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.

    ~ That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!

    ~ A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.

    ~ Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.

    ~ Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.

    ~ Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially one... Your sister!

    ~ Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pagan
    ~ I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.

    :rofl3:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pagan
    Saw this on another board....hilarious.

    ~ We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.

    ~ The pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.

    ~ I find your lack of pants disturbing.

    ~ These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.

    ~ Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!

    ~ General Veers, prepare your pants for a ground assault.

    ~ I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.

    ~ TK-421... Why aren't you in your pants?

    ~ Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.

    ~ You are unwise to lower your pants.

    ~ She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.

    ~ Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.

    ~ You look strong enough to pull the pants of a Gundark.

    ~ Luke... Help me remove these pants.

    ~ Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.

    ~ That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!

    ~ A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.

    ~ Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.

    ~ Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.

    ~ Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially one... Your sister!

    ~ Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.

    :rofl3:
    Haha that was great.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pagan


    ~ That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!

    :escape:
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    "That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!"


    HAHAHAHA

    I wonder if all movie quotes would be funnier by subsituting one word.
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    Hahaha, wow, someone's got a lot of time on their hands.
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    Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!

    TK-421... Why aren't you in your pants?

    Lip Balm?



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    I bet they could have a field day with the dialogue in the prequel trilogy
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    Although funny, you could do this with almost any movie...


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    Oh man, that was the hardest I've laughed all week.


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