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Thread: I am working alone today, cannot leave the store and have to crap

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    I am working alone today, cannot leave the store and have to crap

    I had an onion bagle with cream cheese for breakfast along with few cans of coke in the minifridge in the back room. My stomach is killing me and the bathroom in the back is out of order. What should I do? Discuss
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    Just poop in your pants.
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    was a new thread needed to express your opinions? Why not just post in the 3am crew thread?


    ps - poop your pants
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    poop in your pants

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    poop in a bag, then light it on fire

    or

    wait till a customer makes you mad and then throw poop at them

    EDIT: option 2 depends on the consistency of the poop

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    How much longer to you have to go?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miamian
    How much longer to you have to go?
    About two hours

    and pooping my pants is not an option because I am uncertain of the nature of the beast in question. Its too late, thats it, I am using the out of order bathroom and breaking out the plunger.

    PS- This is extreemly threadworthy. I have a fairly good chance of some (where is the humping emoticon when I need it?) tonight I need help from my fellow finheaveners so I dont spend the entire night on the toilet
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    PR, Just lock the door and Kick out the midget that's not paying rent. the rest of your shift will be loads better
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