Short and sweet. We ask that you please make an extra effort to refrain from posting bogus/misleading thread titles on April 1. Consequences will be severe. We don't like it on any day of the year. But April 1...... goes without saying.
I know. "The mods have no sense of humor."
Contrary to urban legend, there are rumors of an actual funny bone within the hallowed halls of the staff meeting house. But when so many people rely on a site to get their news and such, it's not always the best idea.
So the choice is yours:
Hung by your feet and beaten with an acoustic guitar.
Not posting bogus news/thread titles.