Okay, I need a little pick-me-up after the Auburn loss. So I've got a few jokes for you.
Why does the St. John's river flow north (most rivers in the northern hemisphere flow south btw)?
Because Georgia sucks.
Why does Tennesse where that aweful shade of orange?
So that they can wear for games on Saturday, wear hunting on Sundays, and wear it picking up trash the rest of the week.
and my favorite...
How do you get a FSU graduate off of your porch?
Pay him for the pizza