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Thread: Old Cinderella gets 3 wishes

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    Old Cinderella gets 3 wishes

    Cinderella has lived a long fulfilling life, and is 65 years old. She spends her days rocking her life away pining for her long dead Prince. Her only companion was a 4 year old male kitty cat.

    All of sudden one day, in a big puff of smoke and a lighting bolt, appears Fairy Godmother.

    Cinderella says to her "Fairy Godmother its good to see you after all these years"

    FG says "Yes its good to see you too my child, I have a special gift for you once again, for living a good life and being a good person. You have 3 wishes to use once again to make yourself happy".

    Cinderella sits down in her rocking chair and starts to ponder. She then says to FG, "FG I am not doing so well financially. My Prince was a wonderful man, but not the smartest investor".

    FG waves her wand and POOF in a puff of smoke and clears.....and there is a pile of hundreds of $ 100 bills, and Cinderella started crying because she knew she was now secure financially for the rest of her life.

    FG says to Cinderella "Now to wish # 2", and Cinderlla again begins to ponder. All of a sudden she says "I'd love to be young and girlish all over again", and with a wave of her wand, FG transforms Cinderella into a beauty just as she was 45 years earlier. She has feelings and desires that she hadn't felt for years.

    Then there is that 3rd wish, and she turns to FG and says, "FG I need a young handsome muscular man to make me whole", then FG sees the cat and waves her wand once again, and then POOF a puff of smoke and this most handsome, and muscular man appears and takes Cinderella in his strong arms. With that FG says "goodbye my child and live happily ever after once again".

    With that her new young man then says....."I'll bet you wish you hadn't had my nutz cut off last year"
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    I dont get it....




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    The cat had been nuetered......he has no balls, so he can't get it up !
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    You guys blonde by any chance?
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