All of these trade scenarios that may or may not come to fruition, an 8x thread merge on Chad Johnson, Shawn Rogers is coming here, Roy Williams is coming here...it's killing me!
By my count, here is what our offseason looks like according to Finheaven's count:
-We will find a way to draft Chris Long, Glenn Dorsey, Jennings, and Ryan. Then, in the second round grab Joe Flacco.
-We are going to sign Ken Hamlin, Karlos Dansby, Asante Samuel, Corey Williams, Domonique Foxworth, and Lance Briggs.
-We will trade for Chad Johnson, Marion Barber, Roy Williams, Shaun Rodgers, Bobby Carpenter, and Marcus Spears.
-We are also going to get additional draft picks in rounds 2 and 3 from these trades somehow.
Every day I come on here hoping for some actual news, even though I know that there really can't be any yet. I just can't stand this heartache anymore! We can't keep losing! I want our FO to make the right moves for once, and I want to see results. I would love to see some big FAs brought in to make a splash in the media and get us some attention and respect, but right now it's all speculation and it's driving me nuts!!
Finheaven is ruining me! I spend my days looking for new clips on Youtube of Dolphins players removing parking signs or saying that they want Parcells to sign them. I scour youtube for prospect videos! Jump aboard the bandwagon if this is driving you bananas too!
**PS: This is kind of tongue-in-cheek, so don't get offended or take me too seriously