Martha's way #1:
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice
cream drips.

MY WAY:テつ Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's
sake.
You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.

Martha's way #2:
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the
potatoes.

MY WAY:テつテつ Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up
to a year.

Martha's way #3:
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the bakingpan, use a bit of the dry
cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the
cake.

MY WAY:テつテつ Go to the bakery. They'll even decorate it for you.

Martha's way #4:
If you accidentally over salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a
peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix me
up".

MY WAY:テつ If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad.
My motto: I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it
tastes.

Martha's way #5:
Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will
keep for weeks.

MY WAY:テつテつ Celery? Never heard of the stuff.

Martha's way #6:
Brush some beaten egg white over piecrust before baking to yield a
beautiful glossy finish.

MY WAY:テつ The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg
whites over the crust and so I don't do it.

Martha's way #7:
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your
forehead.テつ The throbbing will go away.

MY WAY:テつ Martha, dear, the only reason this works is because you can't rub
a lime on your forehead without getting lime juice in your eye, and then the
problem isn't the headache anymore, it is because you are now BLIND!

Martha's way #8:
Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future
use in casseroles and sauces.

MY WAY:テつ Leftover wine? Now that's hilarious!

Martha's way #9:
If you have a problem opening jars: Try using latex dishwashing gloves.
They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

MY WAY:テつテつ Go ask the very cute neighbor to do it. this was sent by a women obviously :o

Martha's way #10:
Potatoes will take food stains off your fingers. Just slice and rub raw
potato on the stains and rinse.

MY WAY:テつテつ Mashed potatoes will now be replacing the anti-bacterial soap in
the handy dispenser next to my sink.