Two Little Debbies and a cup of coffee
1)We finally kick the **** out of the Jets and Bills at least once out of two tries.
2)Ricky has a nice season.
3)Going out on a limb here but......Ronnie gets injured Ok that one is just a joke.
3)The defense finishes in the upper half of the NFL in yards and PPG against.
4)The offense shows some respectability and scores enough to win us some games
5)John Beck averages 2.7 drops of the clipboard per game and his supporters suggest it wasnt his fault for a variety of reasons(someone greases it as a gag, that string that hangs from it to attach to his belt gets snagged etc etc..)
6)Someone on our defense has more sacks than Jason Taylor does for Washington
7)We win more games than Washington
8)Will Allen continues to show he is an excellent corner with top notch tackling skills on the outside and only a handful of posters give him credit for it
9)Ted Ginn takes at least 3 kick returns(punt or KO) back for scores
10)Ted Ginn has a nice season as a receiver
11)Wilford shows us why we signed him, leading the team in TD catches
12)Martin winds up outproducing Fasano in receiving numbers yet everyone will continue to bash him and pretend Fasano is damn near a pro bowl TE
13)Satele will miss a bunch of blocks and no one will notice in the midst of pretending he is a great C
14)Jason Allen will hardly see the field unless a bunch of injuries happen and people will continue to suggest he is improving and should be given a shot
15)The phins win between 7-11 games
EDIT : 16) Someone will bash me personally for at least one of these predictions. 17)There will be at least one player that I dont already hate on that I will begin to during or after the season.