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Thread: Bumpus-ism (tongue-in-cheek)

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    Quote Originally Posted by MAYHEM View Post
    Though shall at least once a week throw a dead animals ass on an open fire whilst drinking from a brown bottle.
    Odd. But it followed the commandment format, so ... Accepted.

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    Thou shalt believe in the power of the bye week to salvage the season's correct path.
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    Thou shalt believe in the possibility (no matter HOW ****ING REMOTELY IMPROBABLE) that the Sweedish Bikini Team will enter thy local watering hole, thus transforming a sausage party into the most epic ****ing night of all time.

    (don't **** in my Cheerios)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bumpus View Post
    Thou shalt believe in the power of the bye week to salvage the season's correct path.
    Once again

    Hey . these are timeless truths

    ( maybe the ladies from Sweden are not far behind }
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bumpus View Post
    Thou shalt believe in the possibility (no matter HOW ****ING REMOTELY IMPROBABLE) that the Sweedish Bikini Team will enter thy local watering hole, thus transforming a sausage party into the most epic ****ing night of all time.

    (don't **** in my Cheerios)
    Lets be honest, Bump. Do your odds of having consensual sex with a member of the Sweedish Bikini Team actually increase even if they somehow arrive at your watering hole?




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