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Thread: It's hard to beat Israeli technology

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    It's hard to beat Israeli technology




    TEL AVIV, Israel - The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners.



    It's an armoured booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.

    Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.

    You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement:

    "Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is pleased to announce a seat available on flight 670 to London . Shalom!"

    BRILLIANT


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    that's a fantastic idea. I like the other one coming from Israeli-hardliners also - about sending back dead terrorists wrapped in shrouds filled with pork.







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    That is outstanding!
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    Israel doesn't have a problem with profiling, they do it on purpose. It makes total sense to them to focus on the most likely individuals to attack them and go from there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaark View Post
    that's a fantastic idea. I like the other one coming from Israeli-hardliners also - about sending back dead terrorists wrapped in shrouds filled with pork.
    Lamentably, that stuff doesn't really work. If you die in Jihad, the Koran gives you a pass as to your prior sins, not being given the proper burial rites, etc. It was a pragmatic solution for a religious leader that was also a successful military commander, whose success was due to getting large numbers of otherwise superstitious people to fight for him and against infidels who were more prone to violate corpses of the enemy than we are today.


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    it is a stellar idea but alas...........http://www.snopes.com/crime/deserts/booth.asp
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