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Thread: Caught two snakes outside today and allowing my boys to kill them

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    Caught two snakes outside today and allowing my boys to kill them

    I was outside this afternoon practicing my fencing technique when my kids came running up blabbering about a couple of snakes nearby. We grabbed a couple of 5 gallon buckets and some gardening tools and headed on over to see if we couldnt scoop these suckers up. The kids enjoyed a good chuckle when I danced around and poked at the snakes with my foil (a foil is a specific type of weaponry used in the art of fencing for you peasants). One snake lunged at me but I was to quick for his strike. I was able to lure the snakes into one of the buckets and we took them back to the garage. My kids did a great job this week of keeping their rooms clean so I'm going to allow them to kill the snakes later on tonight at our cookout by whatever method they chose. Anyhoo, I've been out here poking at them with my foil for a solid hour getting them good and agitated for tonight. Maybe I'll invite that loser brother of mine over and serve him up the ol' als ice bucket challenge with these snakes at the bottom. I know he's too poor to donate the money required by the challenge so it'll serv him right.
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    Serves the snakes right. Im not sure what made them arrogant enough to assume they could just wander all willy nilly on to your private property. You wouldnt let a Mexican get away with that so I dont see why a snake should receive any preferential treatment.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Bumpus View Post
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    No not really. I wouldn't typically handle a snake on my own for fun because I'm not a hillbilly. Normally I woul just contact a pest control service and have the reptile removed from my property but I had a few beers that afternoon the kids wanted to have some fun. Kids decided to let the snakes swim in a small pool of gasoline at the bottom of a can before lighting them on fire. No one was bit by the snakes so good times were enjoyed by the kids.
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    You are on fire tonight, making me laugh and getting rid of those reptiles
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    Sounds like Snake Abuse. 10 more years of this political correct society and your kids might just be labeled Snake Abusers. Careful what you post.
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