Sitting at the local watering hole, & this gem came on the jukebox. Thought I'd share.
1) Win the next game.
2) See #1
"The problem with internet quotes lies in verifying their authenticity."
"Lucille" is my BanHammer!!!
"I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again"