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Thread: Best yo mama joke of all time

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    ...FOR ME TO POOP ON

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    Best yo mama joke of all time

    have too many running in my head right now any thoughts from anyone else
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    Are you gonna drink that?

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    Yo mama got a 25 horsepower dildoe with a kickstart.
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    I float like a butterfly sting like a bee, I slept with yo momma,now it stings when I pee.
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    Believe In Miami

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    your mama's *** is so big if it went to outer space, we'd have a second moon


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    Bleeding 305 since 1987

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    Yo mama is so fat that when she walks backwards, it sounds like a tow truck (beep beep beep)
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    Yo Mama So Stupid ...I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...

    Yo Mama So Stupid ...she thought Hot Meals were stolen food....

    Yo Mama so ugly... the hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats...

    Your Mama So fat... when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

    Your Mama So fat...she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy...
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    Yo mama so fat that after sex she smokes turkeys.
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    Yo mama's teeth so yellow, when she smiles, traffic doesn't stop, it just slows down.
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    Yo mama got Dwight Howard shoulders with Luke Walton hair

    Yo mama drops more balls than John Beck


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    Are you gonna drink that?

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    Yo Mama's a Detroit Red Wings fan!
    (Frankly, I don't care if anyone else laughs at that.)
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