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Thread: Jokes ... NOT for the easily (or moderately) offended.

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    come on guys dead baby jokes? thats cruel
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    Quote Originally Posted by GrandMaster D View Post
    come on guys dead baby jokes? thats cruel
    youre right, dead baby jokes are classless. Here is one of my finer jokes.

    What do you call a tree that knows karate?

    A......wait for it......Spruce Lee!
    Watch me jiggle all the way to the DWTS finals!



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    Q: What do you call an Ethiopian walking a dog?

    A: A vegetarian.



    Q: What do you call an Ethiopian walking two dogs?

    A: A caterer.
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    A. One is a scum-sucking bottom feeder, while the other is a fish.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GrandMaster D View Post
    come on guys dead baby jokes? thats cruel
    what's the worst part about killing a baby?

    getting blood on your clown suit.

    is that better?


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    Quote Originally Posted by BobDole View Post
    what's the worst part about killing a baby?

    getting blood on your clown suit.

    is that better?
    not funny bro
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    Q. What do you call a fly with no wings?

    A. A walk.
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    Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but before accepting Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she had suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her so much.

    However, Jim felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he also had a deformity. Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and said ... "I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married."

    She said, "Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size penis."

    Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon. Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, holding one another ...

    As Sandy put her hands in Jim's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room!

    Jim ran after her to find out what was wrong. "You told me your penis was the size of an infant!", she said.

    "Yes it is ... 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long!!"
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    A man goes into a repair shop to get his watch fixed. But when he sees that the girl running the shop is extremely hot, he unzips his pants and lays his johnson on the counter.

    "Sir, what are you doing? This is a clock shop!" the shocked girl shouts.

    "I know," he replies. "I'd like to get a pair of hands and a face put on this."
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    A husband and wife are sharing a bottle of wine when the husband says, "I bet you can't tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time."

    The wife thinks for a few moments, then says "Your dick is bigger than your brother's."
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