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Thread: Jokes ... NOT for the easily (or moderately) offended.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GrandMaster D View Post
    not funny bro
    oh you're no fun. i'll clean it up a little bit if that's too hardcore for your delicate sensibilities.

    why do women wear white wedding dresses?

    so they match the other kitchen appliances.

    i was hoping this thread was gonna get dirtier rather than cleaner. i've got some serious gems. too bad.


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    same here!

    as for the women ones

    Why dont women ski?


    -Theres no snow in between the bedroom and kitchen
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