well at least he would not be afraid tell Tony the rest of his receivers suck.
Why don't you ask him yourself
Don't be silly, everyone knows Jesus plays hockey and not football.
Yes, he may have a few drops but he would run like the wind and he would wear the blessed #19 jersey and be known as Ted Ginn Jnr...
Jesus wouldnt be a dolphin, because the majority here worship Henne already...
You couldn't avoid an opportunity to bash Henne could you. Seriously you have serious issues. Any half witted goofball can see that Pat White is way too small to be an everydown qb. What is it with you? Is it a black and white thing?
FYI Jesus would also be way undersized
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He'd be fined a ton for never being in uniform. The NFL frowns upon sandals. Eventually he would be suspended for never following the NFL uniform rules, and then Sparano would say he's "mentally not there yet." Then be pushed back to the practice squad, ultimately to be released and picked up by the Patriots where he scores 200 TD's on us in the first 2 minutes of a game.
*and no I'm not trying to bash Sparano with this post.
At least the Stadium would be in good repair.
What Would a Redneck Do?