Let me give you a few tips homey.
1)Lose the hat.
2)When you do where a hat, turn that mother ****er to the front of you like you have some sense.
3)Put a shirt on.
4)Keep it on.
Edit 4A) Obvious one....pull your pants up.
5)Get a job
6)Quit trying to act like a rap star or some other douchebag ****ing moron you have seen on MTV.
7)Act like a man
Am I missing any of the other obvious clues this guy needs?
Bill Belichick on "putting the tape on"