I have a relative I can't stand whom I will encourage to see this. Perhaps, comparing this fairytale world to his very own pharmacologically depressing one, he will be driven to suicide. Then our family can retain someone like Gloria Allred to sue James Cameron and his production company and the studio for everything we can extract from their deep pockets excepting the lint.
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you. -Anon