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    Florida vampire to run for president


    TAMPA, Florida - Not satisfied with living in Florida, Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey wants to move to Washington, D.C. to become the nation's first vampire president.

    Sharkey, 45, spent Friday on a Greyhound bus with his new fiancee, Audrianna Foster, a 19-year-old girl from Ohio he got to know online. She too believes she is a vampire, or vampyre



    A real bloodsucker announces run for president. He has the resume...an ancestor is considered to be the "George Washington of Romania" for his vigorous defense of the province of Transylvania from the Turks (we know him as "Dracula"), the candidate has a criminal record already (so that's taken care of) is 45 years old, likes teenage girls as dates and rides Greyhound.... Oh, and he's on the Secret Service nut wad watch list, so let's make it easier for them to keep an eye on him. Vote Dracula!


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    These ****ers have seen Twilight one too many times.

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    Him being from Florida makes it depressing but the fact he is from Tampa makes it all better. Probably a USF grad.

    If he did get to be president the Blood Bank would get unlimited funding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by possum4286 View Post
    Him being from Florida makes it depressing but the fact he is from Tampa makes it all better. Probably a USF grad.

    If he did get to be president the Blood Bank would get unlimited funding.
    Tampa Commuter College.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JCane View Post
    Tampa Commuter College.
    wonder what his craiglist ad said "45 year old vampire looking for young virgin teen, with untanted blood."
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    Quote Originally Posted by possum4286 View Post
    young virgin teen
    That's Gator country. Dad's have usually gotten ahold of them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JCane View Post
    That's Gator country. Dad's have usually gotten ahold of them.
    that's it he's probably a gator fan. now it all makes sense.
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    I was going to post this in our zombie thread since he is part of the undead but it was so funny I figured it merited its own thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by shula_guy View Post
    I was going to post this in our zombie thread since he is part of the undead but it was so funny I figured it merited its own thread.
    o ****. i forgot about the zombie thread.
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    Hey can we make a child board in the pofo for undead threads?


    We do zombies and vampires of course but we can start a werewolf thread, do something with ghosts too
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